CharlieT Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 *102* "Why didn't you 'shake well' that gas additive before you put it in the tank?" Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 *102* once again. "Damn it, trust me, willya? As soon as we perfect a method parking on edge, we can double our revenues!" Link to post Share on other sites
CharlieT Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 *102* "Right there, Mr. Benny. There's the dime you dropped." Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 *103* ?Look, you can take off those glasses now, because I already know you?re Superman.? Link to post Share on other sites
MilesArcher Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Miss Hepburn, that's the worst looking fingernail I've ever seen! Maybe so, young man, but it makes a great back scratcher. Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 *103* "...little mishap with a new product called 'Super Glue.' I haven't been able to turn this darn thing loose for three days." Link to post Share on other sites
SueSueApplegate Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Want to taste my letter opener while I take a smoke break? Link to post Share on other sites
mudskipper Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 " No, I don't have a coloring book, but you can use my crayon..." Edited by: mudskipper on Jun 15, 2010 12:25 AM Link to post Share on other sites
rohanaka Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 #103 I don't care if it IS almost the 4th of July... the employee handbook CLEARLY states.. *NO bottle rockets allowed.* Link to post Share on other sites
SueSueApplegate Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I hope Maisie can't tell that my right hand just wants to touch her ink blotter. Link to post Share on other sites
movieman1957 Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 103. "Why can't you find a desk of your own?" Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 *103 once mo* "Deal. Thirty K on the Rams, and you take the points. But don't make me come looking for you, Buster!" Link to post Share on other sites
mudskipper Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 "A Streetcar Named Desire" as played by the TCM Fan Community Players Theatre Guild... Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 *103* "You're taking off the white, and wearing the print, and that's final!" Link to post Share on other sites
CharlieT Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 *103* "... then this must be FELT! HA!HA!HA!" (American Hot Wax reference) Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 *103* again "You're not kidding??!! We've got a Leno booking!?" Link to post Share on other sites
mudskipper Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Heimlichhh??...Who Heimlich ?? Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 *104* "...so Rowdy Roddy Piper attempted a half-Nelson like this, but Hulk Hogan twisted the other way and..." Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 # 104 ?The teacher refused to let us bring our cell phones to class.? Link to post Share on other sites
CharlieT Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 *104* "Gee, Mr. Bronsky, guitar lessons would be so much easier if we had a real guitar!" Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 104 "Okay, that's step two, his neck is now broken. Now watch closely for step three...his head will come clean off..." Link to post Share on other sites
Poinciana Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 "I could handle this if you'd only remembered to use your Mennen!" Link to post Share on other sites
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