ILoveRayMilland Posted September 2, 2008 That was HILARIOUS Butterscotch! If you trust my lowly opinion! I really liked it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ILoveRayMilland Posted September 2, 2008 *11* Note: this picture is from Mongo and the Candids thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ILoveRayMilland Posted September 2, 2008 11 "Lana, where did you get that bracelet?" "Oh, Tiffanys." "Then why does it say 'Made in China' ?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted September 2, 2008 *phew! thats was hard for me to say. heehee! that wasnt very good was it, laffite?* Shame on you for talking about your little brother that way! For shame! It _was_ very good. I've been looking at that picture for days and I can't come up with anything that I really like. If I'd thought about the boss I might have come up with the same idea though *Miss RayMilland*: You're opinion is anything but 'lowly', as I'm sure you know. And I know you know something about little brothers too. We remember that imposter episode. No wonder you liked Butter's caption. You teen-age girls and your little brothers! They oughta make a movie. (I'm sure they already have) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted September 2, 2008 11 The brunette: Ahh...somebody shoulda told ya, dearie. A push-up bra helps only when there's something to push up." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted September 2, 2008 11 "yeah, an I'm drinkin' all of 'em...ya hear?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rohanaka Posted September 2, 2008 #11--"Tonight on Hollywood Caught on Tape...The first known siting of the infamous Celebrity Jewel Thieves. He distracts the lovely ladies with his dazzling smile and lots of sweet nothings in their ear while she removes the jewelry without them noticing a thing. This crime ring is BUSTED!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scsu1975 Posted September 3, 2008 11 "Lana, I want to say, that you look Mahvelous!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted September 4, 2008 "Now, dear, you've worn it long enough. Now let her have it for awhile. Why don't you have a few more drinks and you won't even care." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted September 6, 2008 11 Yet again "Smile and put up with it, Ladies. Its an even bigger pain in the **** when the photogs are not there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted September 7, 2008 *12* ** Please note that there is an important prop associated with the gentleman in the center of the picture. I mention because it is rather hard to see. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted September 7, 2008 12 "You know that old joke about staying in a hotel for a whole week and eating peanut butter sandwiches because you didn't realize meals were included in the price? Well..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted September 7, 2008 12 "Get rid of this old deaf coot and I'll teach you some hanky panky." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scsu1975 Posted September 8, 2008 12 "How would you like to audition for The Bride of Frankenstein ?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted September 8, 2008 "You're in drag?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CelluloidKid Posted September 9, 2008 12 "You wouldn't believe all the things I can hide in this hair!!". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
butterscotchgreer Posted September 9, 2008 hey iloveraymilland! *That was HILARIOUS Butterscotch! If you trust my lowly opinion! I really liked it!* oh the contrary! i love your opinion, thank you! swashy! *Shame on you for talking about your little brother that way! For shame!* *It was very good. I've been looking at that picture for days and I can't come up with anything that I really like. If I'd thought about the boss I might have come up with the same idea though* i wasnt talking about MY little brother......laffite do you happen to have a little brother? if you do...oopsey daisies! heehee! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
butterscotchgreer Posted September 9, 2008 12: handsome man:"you look lovely tonight, my dear" girl:"thank you" man who cant hear:"what? i dont see a deer anywhere!" thats all i could think of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
butterscotchgreer Posted September 9, 2008 13 see what you can make of this beautiful sentimental scene. it isnt funny, but i tried. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted September 9, 2008 13 "Well, its nice meeting you, Maam, but The Murphy-Conners wedding is in the chapel at the other entrance. This the Thomas-Simmons wedding. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tyrone Power and Loretta Young?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CelluloidKid Posted September 9, 2008 13) *Mamma Mia...The Out Takes* *So come on, now lets try it, I love you, cant deny it* *cos its true* *I do, I do, I do, I do, I do* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted September 10, 2008 *handsome man:"you look lovely tonight, my dear"* *girl:"thank you"* *man who cant hear:"what? i dont see a deer anywhere!"* Why, ButterScotchGreer, you clever thing you, that is quite good...honestly! You brought in all the elements of the picture, including the hearing device. That's what a good caption does, it brings in everything. I think you are pretty doggone good at this. *i wasnt talking about MY little brother......laffite do you happen to have a little brother? if you do...oopsey daisies! heehee!* Well, you said it hard was to say. I thought you had a little brother you wanted to get rid of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted September 10, 2008 13 Man: Darling, why are you looking at me like that? Woman: I'm still waiting for you to propose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rohanaka Posted September 10, 2008 #13 I agree.. having a live mannequin display IS a great way to attract customers into our flower shop! But we should have hired somebody to do it for us. You and I are the only two employees here, and if we're stuck holding this pose...who's going to run the cash register? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted September 10, 2008 *13:* Girl: The weather in London is always foggy. Man: Except when the skies are clear. Girl: Ok, your orders are to blow up the Manchester Street Bridge. Man: But there is no Manchester Street Bridge. Girl: That doesn?t matter, those are your orders. If you fail to carry them out, you will be sent to a concentration camp. Man: I don?t know how much longer I can keep meeting you like this. My supervisor is becoming suspicious since you never buy any flowers. Girl: Ok, give me a set of violets. Man: But that is the code phrase that identifies Agent X3. Girl: I am Agent X3. Man: You can?t be, because I?m agent X3. Girl: Impossible! Berlin will hear about this, you incompetent fool! Man: You?ll never make it back to Berlin. Girl: Why? Man: My men will kill you first. Girl: You can?t kill me, I?m being watched by my bodyguards. Man: But those are my men, X7 and X12. Girl: No, they killed X7 and X12 and are dressed in their clothes. Man: Would you have dinner with me tonight and attend a concert at Albert Hall? Girl: I might, if I can get rid of X7 and X12. Man: Ok, I?l pick you up at the north entrance to Waterloo Bridge at 8. Girl: But we just blew up Waterloo Bridge. Man: My, that?s rather awkward. Girl: How about meeting me at Victoria station, at the Southampton platform? Man: Sounds good to me. How will I recognize you in the crowd? Girl: I?ll be wearing a red dress and carring a green hat box. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
