rohanaka Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 108 Personal Diary of an Inept Time Traveler: "Wait, this is all wrong. I am at an airport. somewhere in the mid 20th century. Dadgum, I must have set the date on my time machine for the wrong century again. This was supposed to be the Battle of Bull Run... Why does stuff like this always happen to ME??" Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 *109* "You shoulda seen 'im -- this long! Change my tanks; I'm goin' back!" Link to post Share on other sites
GIPPER Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I told her she couln't walk on water. Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 *109 again* "I know your family will grieve, Monique, and they're entited. But by God, _that_ was a _swan_ _song!_ Link to post Share on other sites
mudskipper Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 " Lloyd Bridges trying to entice the Creature from The Black Lagoon with a sexy bait..." Edited by: mudskipper on Aug 4, 2010 12:41 PM Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 *#110* Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 *110* "Yeah, of course we'll always have Paris, but...what's the name of this place we have now ?" Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 110 ?But Rick, when your telegram said you were getting a lot of gold out of the Sierra Madre, I thought that was the name of your new nightclub.? Link to post Share on other sites
movieman1957 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Turn your hat brim down and we can be twins! Link to post Share on other sites
GIPPER Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I left Victor Laszlo for this place, What was I thinking ? Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 > {quote:title=FredCDobbs wrote:}{quote} > *#110* > > *110* once again. "I know he don't look like much, but the party starts jumpin' when his Mex sidekick gets here!" Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Ilsa says: ?You fool! I told you your luck would turn bad if you ever got rid of Sam!? Link to post Share on other sites
phroso Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 110 "Sorry, I haven't got any change. And I'm not a "fellow American," as you put it; I'm Swedish!" Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 LOL! That's funny! Link to post Share on other sites
scsu1975 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 "Here's looking past you, kid." Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 # 111 Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 *111.* "Not my fault, doll: Company policy. You can't properly apply for the job until the _rest_ of you gets here!" Link to post Share on other sites
GIPPER Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 If you're mad at the boss, don't lose your head. Link to post Share on other sites
movieman1957 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 I knew you were getting your hair cut but that's a little too short. Link to post Share on other sites
CharlieT Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 *#111* "Tell Estee Lauder that there's something terribly wrong with her new vanishing cream!" Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 111 The lady says: ?Ok, now do you understand? Have I made myself perfectly clear?? The man says: ?Lady, you?ve made yourself so clear, I can?t even see you!? Link to post Share on other sites
SueSueApplegate Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Listen, Wictor, I know your Momma said it would be better, perhaps..., if I should go slowly, as if I had been ill for a time. But isn't she being excessively Teutonic in her execution of the plan? Just give me the key to the wine cellar, and I'll grab the uranium ore on my way out the door... Link to post Share on other sites
CharlieT Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 *#111* "You know me. I'd forget my head if it wasn't attac... HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!" Link to post Share on other sites
SueSueApplegate Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 These are so funny! Link to post Share on other sites
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