PHOTO CAPTIONING FUN

[scsu1975]

*112*

 

[GIPPER]

"Officer, do you always hold hands on the first date?"

[cmvgor]

*112*

"But the life-line is not so destinct. A little uncertainty there, I'm afraid."

[FredCDobbs]

*# 113*

 

[cmvgor]

*113*

 

"Is that The Lady Eve behind those Foster Grants?'

[GIPPER]

I wonder, "Where the rest of her is?"

[scsu1975]

Steve Douglas discovers what Uncle Charley does on his day off.

[phroso]

113

 

"Now, Phyllis, don't get me wrong. I know you're in charge, and I trust your judgment and all that, but do you think wearing sunglasses in a grocery store really makes you look less suspicious?"

[cmvgor]

*113 again*

 

"...or did they send Martha Ivers in on this case...?"

[FredCDobbs]

Walter thinks: ?I don?t mind killing her husband for her. I don?t mind stealing money from my company for her. But that danged stupid wig has got to go!.

 

Phyllis thinks: ?This bozo has got to be the dumbest idiot who has ever fallen for me. And all it cost me was $1.98 for that anklet.?

 

 

 

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[cmvgor]

*113 one mo time*

 

"Think now, think...Did I ever see her and Stella Dallas in the room at the same time?..."

[cmvgor]

*113 is worth another shot:*

 

SHE: "No, all I did was to shampoo it."

HE : "Well guess what. You forgot to shampoo the roots!"

[movieman1957]

Walter: "If she buys oatmeal raisin cookies again I'll make her eat those sunglasses."

[scsu1975]

*#114*

 

[mudskipper]

Now, Col Klink, about that weekend passes for my men...

[cmvgor]

*114.*

...and a new tip from our double agent in Rome: Il Duce is making post-war plans to corner the pasta market worldwide!"

[scsu1975]

114

 

"Schweinhundt! How many times have I told you to get a set designer who is not dyslexic?"

[movieman1957]

"Yes. We are "The Four Flyers." We had several Top Ten hits in the U.S. last year. Shall we sing for you?"

[cmvgor]

*114 again*

"They laid a trap for me, Herr Capitain. What the hell's a BLT?"

[CharlieT]

*#114*

 

"Mark my words! Springtime for Hitler will be a huge hit someday and you'll be sorry you passed up this chance!"

[cmvgor]

"...Ja, ja, and how long do you leave the schnitzel in the marinade before you bread it?"

[cmvgor]

*114* Another try.

 

"...und as we end das ceremony, Herr Koronel, our exit music will be Snooklegruber's Dirge For Two Kazoos Und Ein Tuba. Satisfactory?

[scsu1975]

*115*

 

[cmvgor]

"Velma sends you a message. She said tell you to 'go toward the light.' What does that mean?"

[FredCDobbs]

115

 

The lady says, ?Bob, I?m not sure, but I think the doctor is pulling your leg.?