GIPPER Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 "Officer, do you always hold hands on the first date?" Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 *112* "But the life-line is not so destinct. A little uncertainty there, I'm afraid." Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 *# 113* Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 *113* "Is that The Lady Eve behind those Foster Grants?' Link to post Share on other sites
GIPPER Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I wonder, "Where the rest of her is?" Link to post Share on other sites
scsu1975 Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Steve Douglas discovers what Uncle Charley does on his day off. Link to post Share on other sites
phroso Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 113 "Now, Phyllis, don't get me wrong. I know you're in charge, and I trust your judgment and all that, but do you think wearing sunglasses in a grocery store really makes you look less suspicious?" Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 *113 again* "...or did they send Martha Ivers in on this case...?" Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Walter thinks: ?I don?t mind killing her husband for her. I don?t mind stealing money from my company for her. But that danged stupid wig has got to go!. Phyllis thinks: ?This bozo has got to be the dumbest idiot who has ever fallen for me. And all it cost me was $1.98 for that anklet.? > {quote:title=FredCDobbs wrote:}{quote} > *# 113* > > Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 *113 one mo time* "Think now, think...Did I ever see her and Stella Dallas in the room at the same time?..." Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 *113 is worth another shot:* SHE: "No, all I did was to shampoo it." HE : "Well guess what. You forgot to shampoo the roots!" Link to post Share on other sites
movieman1957 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Walter: "If she buys oatmeal raisin cookies again I'll make her eat those sunglasses." Link to post Share on other sites
scsu1975 Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 *#114* Link to post Share on other sites
mudskipper Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Now, Col Klink, about that weekend passes for my men... Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 *114.* ...and a new tip from our double agent in Rome: Il Duce is making post-war plans to corner the pasta market worldwide!" Link to post Share on other sites
scsu1975 Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 114 "Schweinhundt! How many times have I told you to get a set designer who is not dyslexic?" Link to post Share on other sites
movieman1957 Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 "Yes. We are "The Four Flyers." We had several Top Ten hits in the U.S. last year. Shall we sing for you?" Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 *114 again* "They laid a trap for me, Herr Capitain. What the hell's a BLT?" Link to post Share on other sites
CharlieT Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 *#114* "Mark my words! Springtime for Hitler will be a huge hit someday and you'll be sorry you passed up this chance!" Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 "...Ja, ja, and how long do you leave the schnitzel in the marinade before you bread it?" Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 *114* Another try. "...und as we end das ceremony, Herr Koronel, our exit music will be Snooklegruber's Dirge For Two Kazoos Und Ein Tuba. Satisfactory? Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 "Velma sends you a message. She said tell you to 'go toward the light.' What does that mean?" Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 115 The lady says, ?Bob, I?m not sure, but I think the doctor is pulling your leg.? Link to post Share on other sites
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