cmvgor Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 *122* for another try. "You tell Scapelli that I need the twenty K _and_ the vig by ten AM tomorrow. And as for his rent and tuition, tell 'im to take a deep breath and hold it til I give a damn!" Link to post Share on other sites
mudskipper Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 " Warren Beatty?...Heck, if you're Warren Beatty then I'm Boris Karloff .." Link to post Share on other sites
phroso Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Budget cuts at Fox News force a revamped "Glenn Beck Show" with an older host and a really lame conspiracy diagram. Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 "You're still tryin to book other bands? Screw them other groups! The Flyin' Phillies was here first, and we gotta _contrack_ , baby!" Link to post Share on other sites
scsu1975 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 *123* Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 *123* "Its a Sicilian message...'Luca Brazi sleeps with the dry cleaners'" Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 *123* some more "Lieutenant, I been in this business twenty years, and I say that aint no yellow blood from no damned alien ET. That's just the wipe-off from a damn big bag of Cheetos." OR *:* "Its a Florentine message. 'Luca Brazi sleeps with the laundry staff.' " Link to post Share on other sites
mudskipper Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 "You guys are from the FBI lab. Can't you get a DNA profile of the stain in this blue dress ?..It hasn't been dry cleaned or washed you know..." Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Another shot at *123* This gang is escalating, Skipper. They started with socks and undies and the like, and moved up to major items like topcoats and such. And the thefts are just three days apart now." Link to post Share on other sites
scsu1975 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 *124* Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 *124* Cabbage Patch shish-ka-bob is a fairly simple dish to prepare, but constant attention is essential. Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 *124* again ...and it goes well with some fava beans and a nice white Bordeaux. Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 > {quote:title=scsu1975 wrote:}{quote} > *124* > > *124* some more: interior monologue: "Oh hell, is it 'abracadabra', or is it 'oo ee oo ah ah'? Damn it, this spell works better with a virgin sacrifice, but we're all out of them." Link to post Share on other sites
mudskipper Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 " Observe..this is what we do to those who give generic and meaningless clues.".. Link to post Share on other sites
phroso Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 "Just in time for Christmas, introducting the Clint Howard voodoo doll!" Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 more *124* "Damnit, just bad luck. Ten percent less on that bid, and it would have been _me_ doing that Claymation episode of Hanna Montanna! " Link to post Share on other sites
scsu1975 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 *125* Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 *125* "Good lighting, adequate photography, shoddy set. Keep her, lose him and get a taller guy. And call in Wardrobe for a makeover." Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 125 The cult was made up mostly of fat middle-aged men, but The Great Leader kept promising that some young hippie chicks would soon be joining The Family. Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 *125* again Fritz always figured he'd be the next one called when Oliver Hardy was unavailable. And Otto kept waiting for a chance to try out for the role of Curly. Link to post Share on other sites
movieman1957 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 125. I would have left hours ago if I could only get up. Link to post Share on other sites
mudskipper Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 " The two bariatric surgery candidates listens while the doctor lectures on the evil of doughnuts and a statue of Ed Ames looks from above.. Link to post Share on other sites
FredCDobbs Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 mudskipper, you are right. It is a statue of Ed Ames. http://www.snowcrest.net/fox/starlostf/galery/EdAmesa.jpg http://www.mp3lyrics.org/e/ed-ames/ed-ames_1.Jpg Link to post Share on other sites
cmvgor Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 *125* some more some more. The first casting call for the live-action movie *The Family Guy* was encouraging. Link to post Share on other sites
phroso Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 "Slezak, party of four, your table's ready!" Link to post Share on other sites
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