flashback42 Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 *264* Decades later, we dusted off the old Stooges script, and reworked it for an *SNL* skit. Worked so well we adapted it again for the *Coneheads* movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 *264* Not getting anywhere on their own with their tired-old pickup lines, the Stooges decided to try the new "Mars Dating Service" company. They couldn't believe it when they found out the girls really WERE from Mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 *265* "It's Black Friday and we're running late! If we don't get to that department store ahead of all the others, they're going to run out of all the Betsy Wetsy dolls!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 265 .....you FORGOT!....to tell me you have a Jealous husband!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 *265* Living and learning with every heist, Mort made a mental note at top speed: In the future, plan the escape route with the sun behind them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredCDobbs Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 "WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE THEATER FOR THE SHOWING OF "MARNIE" BEFORE ALL THE SEATS ARE TAKEN ! ! !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Froy Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 265 "I don't care if he's your real Uncle Ira or not, when that guy cuts one, he really cuts one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Froy Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 265 "We've got to hurry Dana. There are only two chocolate glazed donuts left at the commissary, and you know how King Donovan loves his donuts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Froy Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 265 "From the symptoms you're describing Becky, sounds like a bad case of the runs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 That Uncle Ira Froy, LOL :^0 , too funnie' ! Twink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 265 "Didn't you wonder why the room cleared out" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Froy Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 It's not so funny when you're standing right next to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 OMG....HILARIOUS!!! :^0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 265 ....when that guy cuts one The next time you want me to visit your Uncle Ira, bring the room deodorizer ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Froy Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 You'd better hope the only thing he's cutting is the lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 .....Uncle Ira doesn't hold a candle to Your Aunt Maude !.....although a candle would help.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 you'd better hope the only thing he is cutting is the lawn ....he wouldn't need gas for the mower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Froy Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Standing downwind of Ira. That's a mistake that people never make twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 LOL!!! :^0 Mr.Froy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Standing downwind of Ira. Thats a mistake people never make twice. ....that and inviting Ira and Maude twice.......Hmm, wonder why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 265 Ira & Maude had to run for their lives after patrons ousted them out of the 'Chile 'n Beans' Restaurant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 > *265* > ♫ I won't spend the future regretting the past For the chances that I didn't take! ♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 *265* "Faster, faster, damnit! There's international news from the Boston Marathon, a headline televised trial, and the P.E. Majors are taking up massive bites of Network time! We're losing ratings all over the place!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 265 ......can't you run faster,!........ we're missing IRON PETTICOAT on TCM ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 "If I don't get to a bathroom soon I'm going to do it on the garbage cans like the alley dogs!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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