EugeniaH Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 *277* (this one's for you and Hibi) LOL - thanks! ** *277* "Treasure your looks, my child. I once was the spitting image of you before I got married..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 277 Now how do I sign 'It's the one with the humongous heinie.' Gee, I never noticed it before, but she has man hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 *278* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibi Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 You need Head and Shoulders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 *278* "Enjoy it while you can, ****. The middle drags and the ending is a bomb. I told you not to put money in this turkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 278 Well what do you know. Adolph Menjou, Mr. Fashion Plate, buys his undershirts at Sears. Wait till I spread this news around town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 *278* "OOOOOOO, I can see right through your head" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamCasey Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 *278* "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 *279* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudskipper Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 "You're putting me on. Really, you were a podiatrist before you joined the army ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 279 She is No 'Cinderella'........and YOU are Not a 'Prince' !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 *279* "Hmmm...The little pig that got roast beef needs a retouch on her makeup." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 279 "If the shoe does Not fit......You must Acquit"! Twink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 "Damn, Fritz, at wartime prices, couldn't keep this one in nylons." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 279 Now,.... What. makes you Think...that I have a 'Foot Fetish' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 *279* "Would you liIke to see something in a flat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 279 This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none, This little piggy went wee, wee, wee and bought some Depends on the way home to solve that problem ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 279 DP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 279 "I know I'm really going to regret this in the morning, but have you ever thought of trying Dr. Scholl's Odor-Eaters?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 *280* Edited by: EugeniaH - changed my mind about the previous picture posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 *280* "Think hard, now, Toots. -- Where were the carkeys the last time you SAW them??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 *280* "Good. You signed the papers just like I told you. Now, you stupid dame, where did you put them after you signed them?!?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 *280* "Brod, Bill, I think you two should arrange an intense period of Couples Therapy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranklinPangborn Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 "I ain't sharing nothin'. Get your own damn Oscar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 280 "C'mon you dumb broad, I bet this wiseguy a sawbuck you could do it. c-a-, just one more letter Billie. You ain't that stupid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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