Kid Dabb Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 *283* "Is that a carnation in your lapel, or are you surprised to see me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 ...cannot stop laughing :^0 ( I could add something to that line, but it would be too risque....I'll leave that to John2Bad ) Twink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Yeah. I've got some that I can-not-use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Wouldn't it be fun though :8} they're too easy ! Twink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 *283* "Right. At the Copa through the weekend. Then next week I open at the Spotlight across town. Thursdays through Saturdays, three shows a night." ...OR "Cut! Print that. Everybody change costumes and setting for the Islamic version. We're up to speed on the dialogue. We get that in the can, then we'll take a break overnight and rehearse the lines in Hebrew. Move it! Chop chop!" Edited by: flashback42 on Aug 8, 2013 9:44 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 *284* "Say uhh, Harry.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 *284* "You sure, 'bout that? I thought it was 'Red sky at morning' means..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamCasey Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 *284* "You're gonna need a bigger boat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 *284* "Er, what you've got on the end of that line... is Moby Dick..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 284 "Say,.... are we on that REALITY TV Show" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 *284* "The fishing line?...Now I'm accused of steaming over a fishing line ???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 283 "Have you ever considered changing your long distance carrier to Sprint?" "Honey, if you want to be the angel of the morning, you'll have to be a vixen tonight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 284 "Say, a Sergeant Friday just called, said you need to meet him and the Captain in Bunco in half an hour. He also said it's a warm spring day in the City of Angels." "Okay, this is absotively posilutely the last time I combine a deep sea fishing trip with an S&M session." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 283 I Knew you would come up with a 'good one' John ! :^0 Twink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 *284* "I'm surprised Red Lobster makes you catch your own meal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 GOOD ONE GIPPER !! :^0 LOL Twink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 *284* "This is my ship, and you abide by my rules if you want to stay aboard. We say nothing about cheese here, and we don't mention strawberries either." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 *284* "Oh man... how many miles to the nearest bathroom?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 *285* "Shuckins, this is how I get all my dates... I hogtie 'em!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 284 "If you 'cut the cheese' once more, I'll be yelling.... 'Man Over Board' !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 *285* "I'm here to tell ya, I've been on this Date Watcher's Diet for pert near 6 weeks now and I've (spit tar) lost 198 lbs, 6 dress sizes, and nearly 24 inces in height. See, this is how big my waist was then." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 *285* "I was tryin' to lasso me a man, but it backfired." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranklinPangborn Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 "This is the way Dale Evans taught me how to eat spaghetti." Edited by: FranklinPangborn on Aug 9, 2013 7:14 PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 285 "........and Now, ... for our next 'trick' folks,... which will be performed by the lovely 'Linda Lovelace' ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 *285* ♫ I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart...♪ "...finish this tour openin' for that Oakley hussey, and then I'm outta this stinkin' business!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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