EugeniaH Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 *285* "And when I ain't performin' at this here hoedown for you all, I'm a Certified Public Accountant for the Merrill Lynch Corporation at West 108th Street and Central Park West!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 *285* "My name is Jane Withers, the cutest thing you ever did see. Eat my dust, Hepburn and Davis!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 *285* "Roundabout thirty years ago my grandaddy swung by the neck from one of these things..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 285 "Guess you folks expected something else when you saw we did a floor show. Sorry suckers, the money is already in my piggy bank." The true origin of the phrase Rope-a-dope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 *286* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 286 " What do you Mean you Drink so that.... 'I' will look BETTER " !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 *286* "Stop that caterwauling, you'll break the glassesss." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 *286* "Ah, yess...Add just a scintilla of Kansas corn squeezin's... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 286 "Ahh yes,........ a good, stiff Drink ought to Shut her up " ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 *286* "One for you. One for me. Two for you. One, two for me.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 *286* "...And when one can't avoid being in Philadelphia, this is the only sensible way for one to spend one's time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilesArcher Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 *287* You don't see this kind of balancing act on "America's Got Talent". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 287 ....And,......You don't see Coffee served in "THIS fashion at Starbucks" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 287 ......waking up to "Folgers in your Cup" ! I'll have "Cream 'n Sugar". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 *287* "Getting up now, Hon. I audition for the 'Sweetheart Full-Figure' Campaign this morning." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 287 "Tea for Two ".....anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 *287* "Tupperware party? I - I - I don't knoww. What do I have to do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 *287* "I wonder if they need somebody who can balance a tea cup on her "B" cup?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 286 "I can assure you madam that I am following Dr. Stall's instructions to the letter: Stay away from insalubrious beverages, especially water." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 287 The original reason that Joe DiMaggio was known as Mr. Coffee. It's not really as impressive as it seems. Sophia could juggle a big plateful of pasta on one of her's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 *288* "I don't like it... and what's more, I PROTEST!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 *288* Harpo was strict in his commitment to the Muse of Mime, but he also held the patent on the juiciest razzberry in Hollywood. "...long as they keep dressing me in this puffy shirt, this is the only pose they're gonna get!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 *288* "Why.. now that I think about it, I did have lobster for dinner." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 *288* Some failed attempts at excelling at the skilled trades convinced Harpo to stick to show business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 288 The brothers soon regretted leaving big budget M-G-M for other studios where there were no makeup artists and somebody handed you a paint brush and said "Here's your beard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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