Emgee66 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 " Is looks all that matters to you? How superficial! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 "You look different somehow......Wait, i know, you dyed your hair blond!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 "Well, you can imagine how beautiful my mind must be. Seen the Elephant Man?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 "Are you sure you're a doctor?" "Well, only part-time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 294 ......but,.. I used a breath mint ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 "Normally i don't go for blondes, but hey, rules are made to be broken." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 294 "...And my dental X-rays and records are on file at the Smithsonian and at the Library of Congress!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 294 "...If Joan Rivers Plastic Surgeon can't do anything for you, ..Then You REALLY have problems.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 "Sorry about the cobwebs; the maid is on holiday." Edited by: Emgee66 on Aug 19, 2013 5:30 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 "Well, what do you expect for five dollars a night?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 "Listen to the children of the night.......and that awful hiphop music they play!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 "What would you like for breakfast? Tea, coffee, a fresh virgin? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 *(295)* "Oh. It's you. Please, have a seat.. right over here." ▼▼ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 295 Let me show you to our ..'Work Out' Room... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 295 "...Just one more question before you register...Your blood type please?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 295 ..Our Special of the Day is, .."Liver with Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti"....Enjoy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 295 "Heck, I usually go around the old pile in jeans and a tee shirt, but this is the Transylvania Old Timey Days Weekend, so we get all dressed up for the tourists." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 295 .....that's right,...THE ADDAMS FAMILY resides here.. ( you believe that, you'l believe anything ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 "That medal? Oh , i got it off my last victim, eh guest." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 295 "Thanks for coming on such short notice, doctor. The arthritis in my hand is really acting up today. I guess lying in that cold, damp soil isn't help- ing any either." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 295 "...and I think you'll soon agree, ladies, that this is the best possible venue for a secure Witness Protection site." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Finders, keepers, buddy! Edited by: Emgee66 on Aug 20, 2013 3:33 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 "Tsk, tsk, the things people throw away....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 "Never mind the girl, i want my car keys back!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 " I told you she was allergic to beards!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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