twinkeee Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 "You'r just jealous because she doesn't Faint when You hold her " ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 "Since when did you start fancying girls?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 "So that's why you never call me anymore!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 *(296)* "That's not a parachuUUUUuuuuuute...!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 296 "I told you the livestock and produce exhibits are the other way. And keep her away from the freak-geek sideshow, damnit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 "No, no, the pocket on the bib! Reach down to the bottom for the smelling salts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 *297* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 297 "...with that young woman here...Am I at the wrong casting call?" "...wonder if that old biddy is another easy piece..."[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranklinPangborn Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 "But'cha do, Bette...ya do look like Raymond Burr in drag." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 297 Bette Davis eyes? Well I know a thing or two about eyes myself. Wait until I unbutton my blouse and the old bag sees my Joan Crawford tee shirt. That will teach her not to hog the camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 "Oh Miss Crawford, so great to meet you! I'm one of you biggest fans!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 "That make-up does wonders for your skin, Ms Davis. What, you're not wearing any? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 "People tell me you're a tough old broad, but i think you're the cutest old lady i've ever met." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 *297* "When they said "More make-up for Miss Davis", they weren't kidding." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 delete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 "I hate those celebraty groupies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 "Oh miss Davis, you're like the wicked stepmother i never had." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 "You look so much like my grandmother it's uncanny." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 "I hope i look as good as you do when i'm eighty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 "Damn! I make it a point to outlive all my enemies, and then this twist shows up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 297 This seems to be the only known memento of the only known meeting between Mother **** and Portnoy's Monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Edited by: Emgee66 on Aug 22, 2013 3:27 PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 " You said you knew how to drive to Milwaukee. Obviously NOT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 "OK, who thought it was funny to put a steel rod in my head?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 "Not exactly hospitable folks here. They just scream and run away" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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