Emgee66 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 "Do you mind? This is a private call!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 "It's the Clearasil people; they want you for their new ad campaign" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 "Well, Mom, how can i best describe him......?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 "Yeah, they all say it's urgent. You just wait your turn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 304? "You're wearing that jacket to a ceremony like this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 *303* "It's the plastic surgeon confirming your appointment". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 304 "Yeah....I got you the Best,...Joan Rivers Plastic Surgeon" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 304 "Can't you see I'm busy with the phone? Go and practice your scales like mom told you to." "Isn't there an easier way to collect butterflies?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 304 "By the way, I think I'll schedule a dental appointment, too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Still a virgin? No kidding!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Gene, who's this 'Vera"that keeps ringing up?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Long distance again? I demand to know who that is!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Well, Dad, you insisted on coming along..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Don't worry; as long as there's baseball on he's oblivious to us." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Ditched again! Could it be my hat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 305? "Oh, well...Ain't the first time I hit a dead end on a Saturday night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Hey, you promised you'd bring your sister too!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Guess my gaydar needs retuning...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Those guys with the Road franchise get Dorothy Lamour. We get third Rockette from the left." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 305 In the land of the blind, the one-eye man is king. "That's it honey, put everything on Mom's Spittoon in the fourth race at Aqueduct." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Doesn't the phrase "Three's a crowd" mean anything to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Scoot, skedaddle, vamoose, buzz off, take a powder, scram,......... Oh, just leave!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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