Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "No, no, that color scheme is all wrong for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Darling, you know i'm broadminded, but i won't allow dogs in the house." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "It's simply shocking! A man with no shoes on!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Okay, we're up to speed on where you went and what you did last night. Now, next: Where did you wake up, and where did you get dressed?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 "As your attorney, Tom, I advise you not to argue too loudly when people call you crazy. That may be our fall-back defense." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 *306* "Oh, not that Oscar story again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 *306* "Oh, not that Oscar story again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 306 "Isn't that just like a man? Show him two shades of nail polish and it takes him half an hour to decide which one he wants to wear." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 306 "Isn't that just like a man? Show him two shades of nail polish and it takes him half an hour to decide which one he wants to wear." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 "It may turn you on, but it does nothing for me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 "No, no a _fancy_ dress party, not a cross-dressing party!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 "Well, at least put some stockings on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Edited by: Emgee66 on Aug 29, 2013 4:11 PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 "I'm sure you're all very nice, but who the heck are you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 "Now how to tell them i forgot to buy any presents?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 "Ditch the kids, dollface, and let's hit the town!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 "But you told me you liked kids!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 307? "Psssst ! Every time a cop's whistle blows, it means an imp got a hernia." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 .....every time a bell rings..."IT MEANS YOU'RE PREGNANT" !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 *307* "I have four more at home just like them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 307 I knew it was a mistake to get the kids started on dope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 307 "Ma advised against letting them outnumber us. We're okay so far, though." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranklinPangborn Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 That reminds me, Gower's Drugstore's having a 1-cent sale on condoms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 *307* "Alright, so they're all born from different fathers, but they're still gol darn cute!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 "Didn't i mention i had kids? What a scatterbrain i am!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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