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Things We Would Never Know Without The Movies PART 2

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Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon, and waffles for their families every morning, even though no one eats it.


Cars that crash almost always burst into flames.


Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.


Any person waking from a nightmare will always sit bolt upright and start panting.


When driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously left to right every few minutes.


All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.


It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.


A detective can solve a case only after he has been suspended from duty.


If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the dance steps.


No one involved in a car crash, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption, or alien invasion will ever go into shock.


Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are assigned a partner who is their total opposite.


When they are alone, people from other countries prefer to speak english to each other.


Any lock can be picked in seconds by a credit card or paper clip, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.


Television bulletins containing a story that affects you personally usually occur at that precise moment when you turn on the tv.


Cowboys in the old west never ran out of bullets.


Sorry it took so long for part 2 to post.


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ladymirabelle, very funny!


I'm not sure if anyone has said these already, but here goes some general observations.


If you do not believe in friendly alien lifeforms until they arrive on the planet you are usually the villain.

If you do believe in them, you are the only brilliant person on Earth.


If you are a woman smoker you are usually trouble.

If you are a male smoker you are usually trouble and could possibly be the hero.

If you are the only man in the film who does not smoke you are a dunce.

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