lavenderblue19 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 *Wild Boys of The Road* When Lane wouldn't serve Titus Semple his favorite meal of meatloaf and lots of gravy, mashed potaoes with tons of gravy, 2 helpings of apple pie a la mode and a gallon of milk, he..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lady Eve Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 *Nuns on the Run* Johnny missed Brian and Tiny - and he knew Emily was bad news - but that didn't stop him from thinking about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankt65 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX (BUT WAS AFRAID TO ASK) By gosh and golly....Chuckles the Chipmunk was once again ready to perform to those brats In the peanut gallery, but as usual he forgot his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lady Eve Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 *Golden Earrings* Hercule Poirot had let all the killers off once he realized the murder victim had been involved in the Armstrong kidnapping...however, he later found out that the one-time chauffeur had once been a part of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankt65 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 THE GANG THAT COULDN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT God bless us everyone pronounced Tiny Tim....with the exception of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavenderblue19 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Since mine was skipped, could somebody respond? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visualfeast Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 CAST A GIANT SHADOW On her way to the hairdresser, Harriet stopped off to look at the new Spring... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankt65 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 for lavenderblue: LET NO MAN WRITE MY EPITAPH I guess my last one is the next one bye/frank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visualfeast Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 THE DIVORCEE Someone answer the next in line so we can once again be current..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilesArcher Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 *Fashions Of 1934* After Goldfinger had been blown out of the plane, James Bond made his way to the cockpit where he confronted the pilot. "Well, Miss Galore", he said, "What are your plans now?." She replied "Why James, no need to be so formal, just say Message was edited by: MilesArcher for punctuation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lady Eve Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 *Going My Way* Even though John told Lee he'd wait for her till she was released from prison, it wasn?t too long before he was back in the nightclubs chasing ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilesArcher Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 *All The Fine Young Cannibals* When Jim Hardy announced that he was going to open an inn and nightclub in Connecticut that would only be open on holidays, his friend Ted Hanover said, "Are you crazy? How are you going to make any money? Jim, you are such a dreamer. And what's more, you don't even have a good name for it Why don't you just call it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visualfeast Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 SAPS AT SEA Madame Arcati did all she could to make Elvira disappear for good, but no matter what she tried, Elvira always managed to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankt65 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 TWIST AROUND THE CLOCK Mr. Wonka! the oompa loompa called out: "Will you come here and check this out," pointing to the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilesArcher Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 *Sweet Bird Of Youth* When the Smith family was told that they were going to move to New York, they were not happy, especially little Tootie. She told the other family members "I'm not going to New York. You can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavenderblue19 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 *Give My Regards To Broadway* (1948) When Helen forgot to tell Gort - Klaatu Barada Nikto- Gort....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankt65 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 WENT TO CONEY ISLAND ON A MISSION FROM GOD...BE BACK BY FIVE "Children of the night, what music they make," proclaimed Dracula. "But if you really want to groove you should hear them sing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lady Eve Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 *Yankee Doodle Dandy* After Hammer and Velda escaped the nuclear explosion, they stopped at a beach shack for coffee. ?You know, Mike,? Velda said, ?that?s it for me and you. I?ve had enough and I?m headed for?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visualfeast Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 BLOOD AND BLACK LACE After Zan had left her, Regina was alone...but not for long; Birdie came over one night and shoved her down the stairs, causing paralysis. From that moment on, Birdie was Regina's constant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lady Eve Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 *Vivacious Lady* The police found Blanche and Jane on the beach that day. Poor Blanche was gone, but Jane lived on to take another shot at show business. She became famous again, this time known as... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vallo13 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 *The Beast with Five Fingers* A bayou fisherman of deplorable social graces but endowed with a .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visualfeast Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 PONY SOLDIER Irma and Jane decided to go West, so they said goodbye to Professor Kropotkin and hit the road equipped only with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavenderblue19 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 *Bell Book and Candle* When Ferdie Jones realized that Moose kept his money in his head, he yelled..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visualfeast Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 NOT SO DUMB As Tootie was busy burying her dolls...even the ones that weren't ill, she came across the strangest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankt65 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 MIRACLE AT MORGAN'S CREEK "Eeeeeeey what's a matter with you? All the time you takea the shower?" This was Chico Marx auditioning for the role of Norman Bates. Mr. Hitchcock turned to his casting director and said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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