HollywoodGolightly Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Pollyanna Director Jack Nincompoop was absolutely certain he'd found the perfect material for his next movie, a modern-day remake of... Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 FORTY-SECOND STREET As Isaac said goodbye to her faithful man-servant, she asked him to say her name, so she would always remember it, He said.... Link to post Share on other sites
lavenderblue19 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 *Chitty Chitty, Bang Bang* After the colors and excitement of Oz, Dorothy knew she could never be happy in Kansas for long,so when she tapped her shoes together she did get home to Kansas but not for long. She took the first bus she could get and was off to........ Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 *A Summer Place* ...where she met a couple of cute but oversexed teenagers named Molly and Johnny who'd apparently had a shotgun wedding. Time to move on again, Dorothy thought, and left for... Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 TORRID ZONE Working on her tan, she realized that all the effort she had put in the elimination of her husband, maneuvering the dumb lawyer and making off with an obscene amount of money...she didn't have much. Loneliness was beginning to overtake her. She wondered if .... Link to post Share on other sites
lavenderblue19 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 *Rome Adventure* Would be exciting. Unfortunately when she got to Rome she ran into Johnny again. Only this time his name was Don. She was tired of seeing that philandering Johnny/Don so she decided to take off for.... Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 *She Was a Lady* Meanwhile, Ned Racine, Esq., was on death row banging himself over the head with an old yearbook. She had been gorgeous, rich and sexy - and he had been... Link to post Share on other sites
lavenderblue19 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 eve,vf-Now what we do? Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 LOOKING FOR TROUBLE The governor stayed his execution a few times, allowing him many final meals, which he enjoyed immensely, but one early morning, he was marched down the corridor to... Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 *The Trip to Bountiful* ? *Journey to the Center of the Earth* ? re-posting Lavender: ...Unfortunately when she got to Rome, Dorothy ran into Johnny again. Only this time his name was Don. She was tired of seeing that philandering Johnny/Don so she decided to take off for.... Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 THE BEST HOUSE IN LONDON While there, she met a Doctor Moline from the USA. He promised her riches and a mink coat if she would follow him , and become his wife, His former wife Rosa had died from a nasty fall in a train station. She answered in the affirmative and... Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 *He Was Her Man* Anouk had been deeply affected by many years traveling with her mother throughout France opening and closing chocolate shops. As an adult she had become an artist who worked in chocolate. Her most celebrated piece was called? Link to post Share on other sites
MilesArcher Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 *The Milky Way* Senator Jefferson Smith ruined his voice when he staged a one man filibuster. He thought that he might never give another speech, but then he met an old navy man named Captain Queeg, who said he new the perfect cure. Queeg told him to try Message was edited by: MilesArcher Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 *The Strawberry Blonde* Crystal Allen had manipulated herself right out of her marriage to Stephen Haines, with nothing to show for it. And Buck turned out to be of absolutely no use or interest, so she turned her charms on Sylvia Fowler?s husband Howard. Just as Crystal seemed on the verge of reeling in another wealthy about-to-be-ex-husband, Sylvia showed up on her doorstep with? Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 THE FURIES Crystal had seen angry, spiteful women in her life, but she'd never seen such a display of rage. As Sylvia screamed and ranted, she suddenly grabbed her throat and fell to the floor, quite dead. With no on left to double cross, Crystal left town and headed for the Sudan, where she would do charity work for the rest of her life. This was not as it appeared on the surface...she was ... Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 *Another Man?s Poison* ?and the arrival of that man put an end to her short-lived charade as a charity worker. He was another bored and wealthy man with a wife to be shed. Once again Crystal began to weave her web of seduction. And once more she hit a snag. This time it was a problematic? Link to post Share on other sites
DougieB Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 "Message From Space" Crystal checked into the Sudan Hilton to await further orders from the aliens. However, she had little time to reflect, given that the adjoining room was occupied by... Link to post Share on other sites
lavenderblue19 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 *Daisy Kenyon* Daisy was the twin sister of Crystal Allen. Crystals lover was married to Laurie Shannon the twin sister of Sylvia Fowler. Daisy and Laurie devised a plan to rid the world of the murdering, adultress, seductress Crystal Allen (the story was told to me by way of every manicurist and shop girl in town). Laurie and Daisy met for lunch and decided they would..... Link to post Share on other sites
MilesArcher Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 *Whistle Down The Wind* Crystal decided to get out of there. She rented a camel and started out across the desert. She came upon two teenagers, a boy and girl on a camel, who said that they and their pet chimpanzee were being chased by Arab terrorists. They said that she could join them on their trek, but they warned her that it was a "clothing optional" journey. Crystal said that she didn't mind, and so she galloped off with them in search of Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 KILLER FISH Everyone knew how much Crystal loved that fish. She took it with her everywhere, beginning that silly fad of carrying around a small pet in one's handbag. Killing that fish would do more harm than anything else and would surely drive Crystal into a locked facility. The next thing on the agenda was to devise a plan for... Link to post Share on other sites
Jenetico Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 A Fish Called Wanda. The bear kept peeking around the trunk of a large tree. The car was a convertible and the smell of a picnic lunch, was wafting thru the fabric. He was so hungry, as the Park Rangers had really clamped down on their posted "Do Not Feed The Bears". In desparation, he decided he was going to try the one idea that was left to him and that was: Link to post Share on other sites
MilesArcher Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 *Operation Dumbo Drop* Meanwhile, back in the desert, Crystal and the teens had run out of food. They couldn't eat the camels because that was their only way out. Crystal was eyeing the chimp, but the kids were looking longingly at her. "Oh No!" screamed Crystal, "you're not Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 *All the Fine Young Cannibals* Crystal had her first taste of monkey after convincing the teens that chimpanzee was not only a delicacy, but good for you, too. This was the bottom, she thought, after her last bite. Suddenly a loud whirring sound and an overpowering wind announced the arrival of a rescue helicopter. Crystal was elated, it could only be? Link to post Share on other sites
lavenderblue19 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 *Soylent Green* Actually the helicopter had been named *Soylent Green* . When the pilot saw how emaciated Crystal was he knew she'd serve no purpose to the corporation, so he dropped her off at the hotel. Unfortunately for Crystal, her twin sister and Sylvia's twin were still checked in at the hotel and still devising a plan to rid the world of Crystal. Crystal showered and went down to the bar and saw a handsome man.He looked very well to do so she decided to ...... twin were still checked in at the hotel scheming to do away with Crystal. Crystal showered and went down to the bar, where she met a handsome man and she decided to.... Link to post Share on other sites
DougieB Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 LIVE A LITTLE, LOVE A LITTLE And yet, there was something familiar about this man. Maybe it was the taste of monkey still in her mouth, but something seemed to be affecting her perception. The more she looked at the handsome stranger, the more she was overpowered be a half-forgotten memory of... Link to post Share on other sites
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