The Lady Eve Posted May 11, 2009 *Garden of Allah* I'd been looking for the perfect gift all afternoon - been to all the department stores and was still empty handed - finally I remembered... ( I tend to agree with Miles on setting something up and having it knocked down. Some unexpected answers are very entertaining but it's fun to figure out the riddle, too... *: )* ) Message was edited by: theladyeve Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dabb Posted May 11, 2009 *Breakfast at Tiffany's* Lt. Bruno Stachel beds the wrong woman and pays the ultimate price for.. ------------ I still try to figure out the riddle. I do both (my last one was aiming for Sahara ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 11, 2009 *The Blue Max* Today there's Octomom, in 1944 there was Trudy Kockenlocker and... (I was going for The Shop Around the Corner last time...any way you play it, this is an entertaining thread...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MilesArcher Posted May 11, 2009 *Ten Little Indians* The house was full of smoke when the fire department arrived. A woman leaned out a window and yelled, "Oh please, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LonesomePolecat Posted May 11, 2009 Please Don't Eat the Daisies!! (well that's what I'd say) Writers of Encyclopedias shouldn't play around with a...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
casablancalover Posted May 11, 2009 *Ball of Fire* Walter thought himself a hero, the most courageous, the most clever, the most sophisticated and urbane of men. But no one around him in reality saw it, for it was . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted May 11, 2009 SUNDAY, BLOODY SUNDAY Leona learned too late that you can't control your.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 11, 2009 *Man of La Mancha* It looked beautiful in the window, lovely in the dressing room, but when she got home, took it out of the bag, put it on and looked in the mirror she realized it wasa ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted May 11, 2009 SABOTEUR As Groucho and Harpo whizzed down the aisles of the department store on roller scates, they suddenly realized... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 11, 2009 *It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World* His uncle's funeral service had been a trial and Dennis was tired to the point of delirium...still he could hardly believe his eyes when he answered the doorbell and came face to face with... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LonesomePolecat Posted May 11, 2009 Cyrano de Bergerac! Kids are driving around in their hot rods, having a great time--suddenly from out of nowhere they are attacked by..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenetico Posted May 11, 2009 THEM It was graduation day. As the graduates approach the podium for their diplomas, the Principal suddenly yelled into the microphone_ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LonesomePolecat Posted May 11, 2009 "What a Way to Go!" At a regular British tea party with crumpets and jam, you are always sure to find..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 11, 2009 *The Honey Pot* A good wet bar always comes stocked with plenty of... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LonesomePolecat Posted May 11, 2009 Bedknobs and Broomsticks Where is the center of the universe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 11, 2009 *Under the Yum Yum Tree* As everyone knows, two wrongs don't make a right, they make a... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted May 12, 2009 CUL DE SAC As Charlotte argued with her mother, she had no idea that it would be their last.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 12, 2009 *Battle Cry* Most people thought Charles was odd - the way he dressed, his haircut, the way he seemed to constantly blink - but Arlene didn't agree, she thought Charles was... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dabb Posted May 12, 2009 *Ecstasy* Arlene had just walked in the front door. It was after 3AM. She tossed her stole on the sofa and, hearing noises from the kitchen, went to investigate. It was Tom making a sandwich. This was their 3rd try in yet another frustrating attempt to reconcile their marriage. She took a glass down from the cupboard and filled it with the remnants of a very fine champagne from a bottle that had, conveniently, followed her home. "Where have you been all night?" Tom asked. "None of your business. And I'm leaving you." replied Arlene. Tom, frustrated, blurts out "Then I guess it's... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 12, 2009 *Sayonara* It was the strangest thing. While we were on the continent we dined at a different fine restaurant every night. The next day there would be a newspaper headline reporting that the head chef of each of those restaurants had been murdered. All I could wonder was... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LonesomePolecat Posted May 12, 2009 What's So Bad About Feeling Good? I was riding a train in the old West, when suddenly I heard gunshots. I looked out the window and saw some hold up men. They all shouted in unison....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted May 12, 2009 EVERYBODY SING Esther was taken aback when she went to collect her check at the "B" window and they told her to go to "L", but she soon realized that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenetico Posted May 12, 2009 A Tree Grows In Brooklyn. The horses were rounding the last curve in the Kentucky Derby and heading for the finish, when out of the pack came____ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 12, 2009 *Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid* Gaida was in her kitching, making her very favorite pasta dish: pappardelle with a sauce of mushrooms, mascarpone, white wine, shallots, basil and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MilesArcher Posted May 13, 2009 *Wild Strawberries* Venus De Milo had a pretty sorry love life. She just couldn't hold onto any guy. You might say she lacked both Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
