visualfeast Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 THEY DIED WITH THEIR BOOTS ON When Dagwood told Blondie that the Dithers' wanted them to come for dinner, Blondie asked... Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 *Who's Minding the Store?* When Norman Bates was asked why he had killed all those people, he smiled and answered quietly.... Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 THEY SHOOT HORSES, DON'T THEY? Mrs. Fisk had to be eliminated,else the two looney sisters would surely be taken to a... Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dabb Posted May 23, 2009 Author Share Posted May 23, 2009 *Lifeboat* How many licks does it take to get to the center of a... Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 *Corvette Summer* Roy Neary wanted to soar into outer space. All his wife wanted was for Roy to... Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 SLITHER When Constance finally told Allison that she was illegitimate, she had no idea that it would also bring about... Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 *The Courtship of Eddie's Father* When Leslie's attorney realized she had committed the murder, he called his wife and told her... Link to post Share on other sites
LonesomePolecat Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 How to Murder Your Wife He was a feral child, raised by a pack of wild dingos, so when he saw humans for the first time he thought..... Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 *Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?* Kenneth tap danced down the stairs, as directed, but halfway down the steps he slipped, tripped and ended up... Message was edited by: theladyeve Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dabb Posted May 24, 2009 Author Share Posted May 24, 2009 *Beyond the Forrest* ..then, he wound up in.. Link to post Share on other sites
MilesArcher Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 *Talk Radio* Nick said to Nora, "I don't know who committed the murder. Maybe it was the fat guy, maybe it was the skinny guy, or maybe it was someone else" She replied, "Well dear, the way that Asta carried on when the last group of people were questioned by you, I would think that you should be leaning toward Message was edited by: MilesArcher who made a typo and didn't proof read very well Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 *The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit* Lonesome Rhodes hit the big time in a big way. From nobody to star in record time. After reaching such heights, he had nowhere to go but... Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 TO PARIS WITH LOVE The fake mechanical man was growing weary going through the same gyrations for one little boy, who wouldn't leave the window, so he.... Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dabb Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 *The Big City* Housing was expensive. Long days and nights searching.. searching.. until he found Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 THE HOUSE ON 92nd. STREET Tom thought he was getting away with it, until he encountered an old college acquaintance, so he thought about.... Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dabb Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 We'll put 'em both up - *2 fer 1 Sale!* > {quote:title=visualfeast wrote:}{quote} > THE HOUSE ON 92nd. STREET > > Tom thought he was getting away with it, until he encountered an old college acquaintance, so he thought about.... and... > {quote:title=visualfeast wrote:}{quote} > TO PARIS WITH LOVE > > The fake mechanical man was growing weary going through the same gyrations for one little boy, who wouldn't leave the window, so he.... *Split* Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 *How to Marry a Millionaire* Tom, a very wealthy man, had married beautiful Schatze who loved him for himself. Now, after decades of marriage, he wondered if... Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I WANT A DIVORCE As Jennifer said her last goodbye to Robert at the train station, He handed her... Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 *A Bill of Divorcement* Alice and Ralph had been dating for seven long years before he proposed. Now Alice looked back on those seven years as... Link to post Share on other sites
LonesomePolecat Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Days of Wine and Roses Benito rubbed a bottle and a genie came out. Benito was shocked, but knew the drill with genies. He was poor, but happy with his life, so his first wish was...... Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 *To Catch a Thief* It was time to put the children to bed, and Marilyn didn't look forward to it. They would use every tactic they could to stay up. Billy would even go so far as to... Link to post Share on other sites
MilesArcher Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 *Hide In Plain Sight* Cisco and his partner, Pancho, were riding hard along the trail searching for something. As they came around a bend, they spotted it in the distance. "Oh, Ceesco!" cried the comical side kick. "Oh, Pancho!" was the reply. Then with smiles on their faces and glints in their eyes, they galloped directly toward Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 *Sunset* In his determination to succeed, Bud unwittingly betrayed his father. Once he realized what he'd done he decided to... Link to post Share on other sites
visualfeast Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 CALL OUT THE MARINES Dolores was secretly in love with Joseph for many years, but she couldn't declare it because she... Link to post Share on other sites
The Lady Eve Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 *Cries and Whispers* Though Nick was the detective in the family and Nora helpd him on every case, it was actually Asta who solved... Link to post Share on other sites
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