NickAndNora34 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 What's the date today, folks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 It's April's Fool Day. Why do you ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt_Markoff Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 It's a remake of 'Paint Your Wagon' with Clint now in the Lee Marvin slot and ...Matt Damon in Clint's old role! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhov Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, Sgt_Markoff said: It's a remake of 'Paint Your Wagon' with Clint now in the Lee Marvin slot and ...Matt Damon in Clint's old role! And with an empty chair as the wagon. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawrenceA Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 A Fistful of Poligrip The Incontinent Josey Wales Metamucil Force Every Which Way, and Slowly The Good, the Bad, and the Earlybird Special Hang 'Em Really Low Million Dollar Reverse Mortgage Dusty Harry The Bridgework of Madison County 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dargo Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 21 minutes ago, Sgt_Markoff said: It's a remake of 'Paint Your Wagon' with Clint now in the Lee Marvin slot and ...Matt Damon in Clint's old role! Wow Sarge, I'm shocked!!! (...that you even know who Matt Damon is, that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt_Markoff Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 its a name which lives in infamy Damonator: Rise of the Dweeb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinemaInternational Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 48 minutes ago, Gershwin fan said: And with an empty chair as the wagon. So who gets the Jean Seberg part? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawrenceA Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, CinemaInternational said: So who gets the Jean Seberg part? Cardi B. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dargo Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 5 hours ago, LawrenceA said: Cardi B. Okay, sure. Or should I say, Okurrrrrrrrrrr, sure. (...btw Lawrence...you DO know the Sarge has NO idea who SHE is, don't ya?!) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt_Markoff Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 True. I can't keep track of every chintzy Hollywood chippy these days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawrenceA Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 She ain't no Hollywood chippy, she was foisted upon an unsuspecting world by the folks in your neck of the woods, Sarge. I don't know how much acting she's done beyond the SNL I saw her in, but I do know she's making a stripper movie with Jennifer Lopez at the moment. Yay? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dargo Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Yep, FWIW here Sarge, Cardi B is the latest flash-in-the-pan Hip-Hop, Rapper hailing from your Big Apple. And WHO reminded me the first time I ever saw her on my TV a while back, of a cross between Rosie Perez and Carmen Miranda. (...wouldn't ya say, Lawrence?!) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dargo Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Btw, and speaking of Rosie Perez...and seein' as how this thread is one that can't really be "derailed" at all... I STILL chuckle every time I remember David Letterman asking Rosie on his old show what kind of car she just purchased and she replied, "an Isuzu Twoopah"! (...and it was so damn cute that Dave made her say it a second time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricJ Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 8 hours ago, Sgt_Markoff said: It's a remake of 'Paint Your Wagon' with Clint now in the Lee Marvin slot and ...Matt Damon in Clint's old role! Now, y'see, THAT'S a better April Fool's headline--Clint doing another grizzled-senior-citizen western is too believable a scenario, and "Oopsie, he isn't!" tends to get just an "Oh....Okay. 😑 " Internet April Fool's is a very tricky art-form, since it has to be im-plausible enough to get the joke without going dopey-viral as a "real" rumor for the next seven years, while being pointed and plausibly deadpan enough to be satirical--"Disney to do live-action/CGI remake of 'Chicken Little'", for example. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt_Markoff Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 New York is even worse as far for some trollope to claim as a hometown. Multiple layers of pretension. No one on the West Coast should dare to claim they're an 'ac-TOR' but they sure do so here. And its just as foppish. Ahhh I'm just a grouch this week. Pardon me. The only fun I have in Gotham is occasionally seeing double-parked vehicles get viciously towed away by the NYPD... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Somnambula Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 19 hours ago, LawrenceA said: She ain't no Hollywood chippy. Wait, a Fargo remake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt_Markoff Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Imperialist yellow running dogs of the ruling class is what they are! From Fargo or anywhere else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhov Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 20 hours ago, EricJ said: Internet April Fool's is a very tricky art-form, since it has to be im-plausible enough to get the joke without going dopey-viral as a "real" rumor for the next seven years, while being pointed and plausibly deadpan enough to be satirical--"Disney to do live-action/CGI remake of 'Chicken Little'", for example. Another plausible one would be "Disney to do live action remake of a remake of an original Disney cartoon film." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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