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Found somebody to play Hanover Fiste if "Heavy Metal" is brought to real life.

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Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

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14 hours ago, SansFin said:

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"Star Wars IV - A New Hope"

 

 

His previous master Raymus Antellis must had been the galaxy's Patton.

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Nancy did got slammed for handing out souvenir pens emblazoned with her name.

The trivial things people pays attention to. ;)

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(yeah I noticed the photo shopped head on the wall)

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21 hours ago, hamradio said:

Nancy did got slammed for handing out souvenir pens emblazoned with her name.

The trivial things people pays attention to. ;)

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(yeah I noticed the photo shopped head on the wall)

"DID GOT slammed?"  :blink:

You meant" DONE GOT slammed"  there, didn't you Jed?  ;) 

Sepiatone

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4 hours ago, hamradio said:

This site needs a built in spell / grammar checker.

No need, members fills the requirement.

My Spill Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

 

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4 hours ago, SansFin said:

My Spill Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

 

You can say that too times.

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5 hours ago, SansFin said:

My Spill Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

 

Oh yeah, Sans! I have this on a plaque in my den. Ya know where I got it?

At Homophones R Us.

And no, if you're wonderin', this store isn't owned by some anti-gay group.

(...oh wait...that would be "homophobes" wouldn't it...sorry, then nevermind the second part of my joke here)

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21 hours ago, Dargo said:

Oh yeah, Sans! I have this on a plaque in my den. Ya know where I got it?

At Homophones R Us.

And no, if you're wonderin', this store isn't owned by some anti-gay group.

(...oh wait...that would be "homophobes" wouldn't it...sorry, then nevermind the second part of my joke here)

I am sorry to say that I could not discern the first part of the joke and so I am not sure what it is that I am to ignore. 😉

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Y'know, this reminds me of something a friend of mine brought up.  "Words that sound like they should mean something else."   

But sadly, it was long enough ago I could only recall one example.:   (and thanks to the previous posts)

"Ignoramus"   Meaning someone who is basically ignorant of a lot of things, but could also describe someone who seems to ignore a lot of things.  ;) 

Sepiatone

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1 hour ago, Sepiatone said:

Y'know, this reminds me of something a friend of mine brought up.  "Words that sound like they should mean something else."   

But sadly, it was long enough ago I could only recall one example.:   (and thanks to the previous posts)

"Ignoramus"   Meaning someone who is basically ignorant of a lot of things, but could also describe someone who seems to ignore a lot of things.  ;) 

Sepiatone

True, and it also sounds like it could be some sort'a prehistoric creature, too.

 

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Jimmy Fallon......Speaker Nancy Pelosi wore the same outfit she wore at the last impeachment.  This is how crazy this has become...the house speaker has an impeachment outfit.

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last nite had me a container of chinese fried rice which got me to thinking about ole grampa joad...

"fried rice...somebody's been eatin' chinese fried rice...

How come I ain't got none!"

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