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Following the cancellation of the annual TCM Cruise, Fox News has picked up the baton.  Enjoy a minimum one week, possibly indefinite cruise from Florida taking in lots of 'hot' spots with the celebrity Fox News hosts.  Pump hands and get real close to Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingram, Judge Jeanine, Geraldo Rivera and the man from down under himself, Rupert Murdoch.  Special Guest Stars include Jon Voight, Scott Baio, Roseanne Barr, Devon Nunes and the MyPillow guy.

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A bizarre proposal to stop global warming has been attributed by some to President Donald J. Trump.  The plan is to replace the polar ice cap with a giant white tarpaulin that will cover the entire Arctic Circle.  The polar ice cap which has been melting away has been key to reflecting the sun's heat from the planet and to keep it rom being stored in the oceans.

Though the plan has not been confirmed as coming from the President, White House insiders have said that Mr. Trump is becoming more obsessed with winning some sort of Nobel Prize by the day.  Work on the tarpaulin has been outsourced and has already commenced in China.

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It is being called the Stormy Daniels Provision.   Sources at the White House confirmed that under the President's direction there will be a special small business relief provision in the next Stimulus Package for porn stars and lap dancers who have seen their business decline since the pandemic.

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In a stunning reversal in policy Mexico says that it is now willing to pick up the entire tab for the border wall and hopes that it can be completed by the fall.  Canada too is in talks with the Trump administration about building a northern border wall also entirely at their own expense.  Both governments deny that this is linked to Trump's reopening of America before seriously coming to terms with the coronavirus pandemic.

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Sources say that pressure is mounting within the GOP lead Senate for Chief Justice John Roberts to retire after he was hospitalized in June after falling and hitting his head.  It is widely known that Mitch McConnell would like to replace Roberts with a much younger Judge before the 2020 election.

The prime candidate to replace Justice Roberts is said to be Eric Trump.  His inexperience as a Judge and his lack of a legal degree is not said to be a drawback.  It is expected that Eric Trump will pledge in his Senate hearing  to take night courses in law as he goes along and will earn his degree in no time just as his father passed his SATs. 

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On 7/8/2020 at 9:52 AM, Bogie56 said:

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Sources say that pressure is mounting within the GOP lead Senate for Chief Justice John Roberts to retire after he was hospitalized in June after falling and hitting his head.  It is widely known that Mitch McConnell would like to replace Roberts with a much younger Judge before the 2020 election.

The prime candidate to replace Justice Roberts is said to be Eric Trump.  His inexperience as a Judge and his lack of a legal degree is not said to be a drawback.  It is expected that Eric Trump will pledge in his Senate hearing  to take night courses in law as he goes along and will earn his degree in no time just as his father passed his SATs. 

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Harvard Professor Alan Dershowitz is quoted as saying, "It is completely within Eric Trump's constitutional rights to pay me to sit his legal exam."

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced plans to produce and star in a reality based television show.   The couple are said to be getting bored with secluding themselves due to covid-19 and that this will provide an outlet for people to get to know them better.  The pilot episode sees Meghan feeding friends nasty gossip about fellow Royals and telling her non-English speaking Latino servants all about how hard done by she is.  Meanwhile she puts henpecked Harry to work launching her eco-friendly new Travel business which is facing challenges during the pandemic.  Several titles for the show are being considered: The Beverly Nobilities and The Feckless Prince of Bel Air.

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The White House has warned of a shortage of paper shredders this November and Donald Trump may have to invoke the Defence Production Act to step up supplies.

Mark Meadows tried to calm the American people, "we have had the oil drums from the Chinese Embassy shipped to the White House to cover any shortage of shredders needed post-November 3."

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