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my sister tonite was relating hilarious escapades with our late father and his ****.
her first little ode was priceless. she and him were at a casino and the slots were very crowded like two for every machine but our dad had a way. first he says to my sister he had chili tonite then he says watch. just watch. so he goes over and says out loud "oh this is a quarter machine"...then he cuts one loose....
well sir, what followed was hilarious. this one lady raises both hands and starts fanning and says"oh my! what is that horrible smell! I'm getting out of here!" and another lady says "wait I'm coming with you!"suddenly two slot machines were available. our father also was good with depth charges in the bathtub too. he used to say to us "here it comes".
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No wonder you like Trump. With what was comes out of his mouth he must seem like a father figure to you.

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Geeeeezzzz......

And most guys have fond memories of their Fathers like playing "catch" with them or being taught to drive and stuff like being taught how to use tools and stuff. :wub:

Sepiatone

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he was a real part of a real America which has always been a country of individuals....

the left abhors true individuality in favor of a sick tolerant beehive mentality that has never existed in the real world.

sepiatone, do you honestly believe that nobody else's father behaved like mine?

conservatives are real world human beings and not silly disconnected sesame street facsimiles.

:D

 

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14 minutes ago, NipkowDisc said:

he was a real part of a real America which has always been a country of individuals....

the left abhors true individuality in favor of a sick tolerant beehive mentality that has never existed in the real world.

sepiatone, do you honestly believe that nobody else's father behaved like mine?

conservatives are real world human beings and not silly disconnected sesame street facsimiles.

:D

 

For someone who despises liberals I wonder how anyone could believe that you really know the first thing about them.

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he was a real part of a real America which has always been a country of individuals....

the left abhors true individuality in favor of a sick tolerant beehive mentality that has never existed in the real world.

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"Look at all those liberal wimps yammering away at CNN. Well ain't they a bunch of elitist lefty **** kissin' la-de-das. That's why I'm voting for a real American this fall - Trump. Now look out everybody. I'm going to let one fly."

 

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come on, TomJH. if you've seen the bill cosby film Himself you will hear cosby himself relate his own father's **** comedics.

that is real life. not so pretty and antiseptic like liberals wanna reinvent it.

 

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So...  Something WRONG with being pretty and antiseptic?  ;) 

And we're all supposed to believe that Trump's followers, all wearing the same red MAGA hat HE wears, are examples of INDIVIDUALITY?  :rolleyes: 

Sure, I'm positive other Father's were like yours.  We ALL pass gas from time to time.  But very, VERY few lack the good taste and decorum to BRAG about it. And certainly, my heart goes out to you if your fondest memory of the man is his cutting the cheese.  :(  But then, some can turn that into GOLD------

 

:)  Sepiatone

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My dad was a little classier. Whenever there was a group of people that he wanted

out of his way, he would unzip and expose himself. Mission accomplished.

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