Bronxgirl48 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Rudy and Natacha dolls from their Mineralava cosmetics dance tour: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxgirl48 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Rudy and Natacha. Look at the expression on our poor boy's face: "This bee-atch has got me WHIPPED!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxgirl48 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 > Ah, now I see what you were so interested in cup-wise. Yumm! His friends all said Rudy really enjoyed his food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CineMaven Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Soooooooooooooooooo...I guess Rudy has your cup runneth over? A life size doll. Of Rudolph Valentino. For you. What would your mother say? Bring a nice man home to Mama. A real live human man. One who is handsome, kind, well-off, considerate, ethical, moral and inventive. Yeah. Where can we get that life size Rudy doll?? Something with a built in hydration system. Or shall we patent it ourselves?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CineMaven Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 ...And by the by, those Rudy / Natacha dolls are the most frightening I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxgirl48 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 My mother would probably want her own doll. (Rossano Brazzi) She's 90, but, it ain't over till it's over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CineMaven Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 ...Other than the "Trilogy of Terror" doll, and trust me, you don't want to see a pix of that for the sake of the beauty of our Rudy discourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxgirl48 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 The R & N dolls are extremely creepy, Can you imagine buying them, and in the dead of night they, er, come to life and afterwards require hydration? Can't you hear their squeaky, insistent voices: "Hydrate us! Hydrate us!" There's the signpost up ahead.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CineMaven Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Why are you putting scary thoughts in my head at 12:30am? Tell me good thoughts. Tell me more Rudy stories. I shared a bedroom with my kid sister who had dolls lined up on her bed. Mental white out! Mental white out! Quick...I need some Rudy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CineMaven Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Not some Rudy. All of Rudy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxgirl48 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 No scary Zuni or R&N dolls. Here is what we love, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CineMaven Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Well that's a start, Bronxie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxgirl48 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 I'll tell you a sweet Rudy story. Natacha bought him a female lion cub they named Zela. Zela loved Rudy especially and followed him around the house like an adoring puppy. When Rudy would be sitting quietly on the couch engaged in a magazine or book, little Zela would climb up on his lap begging to be cuddled and caressed, and Rudy always put down whatever he was reading to shower her with affection. But the couple had to give Zela up when she began roaming the neighborhood and biting people. Rudy and Natacha missed Zela terribly, and visited her several months later. Natacha wasn't sure their cub would remember "daddy and mommy", but Natacha found out when she saw Rudy sitting near Zela and talking the baby talk he used to croon to her. After at first eyeing him doubtfully, Zela then crawled on her tummy towards Rudy as she had done hundreds of times before when she wanted to be cuddled. Natacha saw tears streaming down Rudy's face as he hugged and tenderly embraced Zela. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CineMaven Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Ahhhh. That was nice, Bronxie. Here's Rudy with another lioness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxgirl48 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Ah, Gloria! They were good friends, but not romantic. Swanson always had nice things to say about him. Oh, I forgot to mention that whenever Rudy petted Zela, she would, according to Natacha, emit "little yowls of pleasure". Nobody could resist Valentino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CineMaven Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 "Little yowls of pleasure." Oh Rudy...."If I could talk to the animals..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CineMaven Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 So I'm sitting at my local bar looking at tv ("E")and talking to myfellow barfly when that gorgeous fine Lenny Kravitz appears on the screen. Then they show his equally gorgeous and I say to the girl I'm talking to, "that's Lenny's daughter." She's in shock says "WHAT?!" And throws her hand back (uhmmmm...the hand with the drink) and spills her drink on me. I am now standing on the corner... In 90 or so degrees... Trying to dry off my chest. Ugh! Where's Rudy now? Tell him to meet me in the Village on the corner of Hudson &. Morton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxgirl48 Posted July 23, 2011 Author Share Posted July 23, 2011 I can't talk right now: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueSueApplegate Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 This thread is so much fun, it should be required reading... it's RUDYMENTARY!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CineMaven Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Sponge Bob!!! SPONGE BOB...STAT for Bronxie. ******* Hi there Christy. Stayin' cool I trust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxgirl48 Posted July 23, 2011 Author Share Posted July 23, 2011 Rudy loves you, SueSue! Me too, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxgirl48 Posted July 23, 2011 Author Share Posted July 23, 2011 I think I'm beyond sponges at this point, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxgirl48 Posted July 23, 2011 Author Share Posted July 23, 2011 I have to post this again. I would literally melt into a puddle at his feet if Rudy ever looked at me like this. What a sweet, beautiful, vibrant face. Mama mia, he's an angel. Edited by: Bronxgirl48 on Jul 22, 2011 10:09 PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CineMaven Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 "I think I'm beyond sponges at this point, lol." Sailing sailing over the bounding main... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxgirl48 Posted July 23, 2011 Author Share Posted July 23, 2011 You won't believe this, but I'm Rudy-ied right now, quite pooped -- it's too much for me, what with SON OF THE SHEIK last night (I'll talk about it this weekend, and please, everyone who saw it please chime in) and then finding these delicious new photos... I love Dick Foran's voice. I could listen to him all day. He's not really a singing cowboy like Roy Rogers, because he did work in other genres, but Foran's songs are so poignant and haunting, always about the beauty of the West. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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