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*100 worst movies of the last 10 years*

 

 

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Eric Valette

‎Sep 25, 2009‎

 

 

 

 

*Shockingly horrible.*

 

*They?re the baddest of the bad, the worst of the worst.*

 

*At least, that?s what Rotten Tomatoes says in its countdown of the past 10 years.*

 

*And the top (bottom?) five are ???*

 

 

 

1.Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)

Critics Consensus: A startlingly inept film, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever offers overblown, wall-to-wall action without a hint of wit, coherence, style, or originality.

Synopsis: In the mystifying opening sequence of BALLISTIC: ECKS VS. SEVER, a double kidnapping takes place on a rainy night in Vancouver with a minimal amount of wasted time and a maximum amount of violence. A little boy is picked? [More]

Starring: Lucy Liu, Antonio Banderas, Gregg Henry

Directed By: Kaos

 

 

2.One Missed Call (2008)

Critics Consensus: One of the weakest entries in the J-horror remake sweepstakes, One Missed Call is undone by bland performances and shopworn shocks.

Synopsis: In the tradition of THE RING, THE GRUDGE, DARK WATER, and PULSE, ONE MISSED CALL is yet another moody Japanese ghost story to be adapted for American screens. Originally made by cult director Takashi Miike in 2003 from? [More]

Starring: Shannyn Sossamon, Edward Burns, Ana Claudia Talancon

Directed By: Eric Valette

 

 

 

3.Pinocchio (2002)

Critics Consensus: Roberto Benigni misfires wildly with this adaptation of Pinocchio, and the result is an unfunny, poorly-made, creepy vanity project.

Synopsis: Roberto Benigni (LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL) brings Carlo Collodi?s classic children?s story to life in this big budget live-action adaptation. Gepetto (Carlo Guiffre), a humble toy maker, fashions a marionette out of a log that? [More]

Starring: Roberto Benigni, Carlo Guiffre, Nicoletta Braschi

Directed By: Roberto Benigni

 

 

4.King?s Ransom (2005)

Critics Consensus: Filled with crass dialogue, unlikable characters, and overdone slapstick gags, King?s Ransom is an utterly inept would-be comedy.

Synopsis: Anthony Anderson sheds his usual sidekick status, heading up the ensemble cast as Malcolm King, a boorish, egomaniacal billionaire who owns a huge, equally tasteless marketing firm in Chicago. The cocky businessman is? [More]

Starring: Anthony Anderson, Jay Mohr, Regina Hall

Directed By: Jeff Byrd

 

 

 

5.National Lampoon?s Gold Diggers (2004)

Critics Consensus: It aspires to Farrelly-level offensiveness, but the PG-13 rating and a dearth of decent gags renders Gold Diggers tame, toothless, and dull.

Synopsis: National Lampoon?s Gold Diggers explores the misadventures of two completely incompetent con men, who, in desperation, turn their attention to the art of gold digging. First time director Gary Preisler directs the cast of? [More]

Starring: Will Friedle, Chris Owen, Louise Lasser

Directed By: Gary Preisler

 

 

The only mystery is why Battlefield Earth isn?t right at the top of dishonourable mentions.

 

 

 

At # 27, it?s an, ?Ugly, campy, and poorly acted ? stunningly misguided, aggressively bad sci-fi folly.?

 

 

 

*.............++++++++++.........................*

 

Sep 25, 2009

 

 

 

*Site Picks Worst Movies Of The Decade*

 

WIBW

Sep 25, 2009

 

 

 

 

*"Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" had few fans upon its release in 2002. The $70 million movie, starring Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu, was a box office failure, making just $14.3 million domestically and less than $6 million overseas.*

 

 

 

 

CNN) -- "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" had few fans upon its release in 2002. The $70 million movie, starring Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu, was a box office failure, making just $14.3 million domestically and less than $6 million overseas.

 

And critics were scathing. "A career low for both Liu and Banderas," said Empire magazine. "Ecks this one off your must-see list," wrote the New York Post's Lou Lumenick.

 

But, seven years after its release, "Ecks" can now claim one honor: It's the worst movie of the decade, according to RottenTomatoes.com, the movie review aggregator site.

 

With the aughts winding down and September traditionally a rough month for movies, Rotten Tomatoes decided it was a good time to update an old list of bad movies and look at some of this decade's worst, said Matt Atchity, the site's editor-in-chief.

 

"We've seen some really, really poorly reviewed movies in the last few weeks," he said. "That kind of made us think ... to update this list and focus on the last 10 years."

 

"Ecks" received a unanimous thumbs-down, giving it a 0 percent Tomatometer rating. Thirteen other movies in Rotten Tomatoes' horrible hundred also had zero good reviews -- including 2002's "Pinocchio" (the Roberto Benigni version) and 2004's "Superbabies" (directed by "Christmas Story" auteur Bob Clark), but no other movie came close to "Ballistic's" expansive perfection: 107 reviews, none good.

 

Atchity said it's rare for a movie to pick up a goose egg on the Tomatometer.

 

"Usually some [reviewer], somewhere, likes something," he said.

 

Besides, Atchity added, it's all relative. Though the oeuvre of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer -- the makers of critically reviled parody films such as "Epic Movie" and "Meet the Spartans" -- included four movies on the worst 100 list, their films routinely do well at the box office.

 

Still, Atchity defends the role of movie critics, themselves much reviled (and, given the struggles of newspapers and the rise of social media, much unemployed) in recent years. Critics may not be able to doom a bad movie, but they can give a boost to small good ones -- and they keep a dialogue going about movies in general, he said.

 

"I think that criticism in this day and age becomes even more important, because you can't, as a moviegoer, let the studio's marketing arms dictate what you're seeing," he said. "I think it's important as a society that we be discussing the art we're consuming."

 

 

Which brings us back to "Ecks vs. Sever." Could it be an overlooked classic?

 

 

Well, no.

 

 

"It's pretty bad," Atchity said.

 

 

*CLICK BELOW to check out the rest of the list!*

 

 

 

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/worst_of_the_worst/10/

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