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2 hours ago, unwatchable said:

Remember Bill Daly as Howard Borden on The Bob Newhart Show? The writers gave him a brother named Gordon, who was a game warden.

Warden Gordon Borden

Emily told Bob in the last scene that Howard had another brother. Norman. From Utah. Worked as a doorman.

He was Norman Borden the Mormon Doorman.

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And now for all you Beatles fans out there...

If Lorraine Day had married the character that John Ritter played in that sitcom from the '70s, she'd be Loraine...

(...sorry folks, but this was the best I could come up with here...but hey, at least we got to listen to this hit from those Liverpool lads here, right?!)

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If Gwen Verdon married Edmund Gwenn, She'd be Gwen Gwenn.

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

If Penny Marshall married Little Orphan Annie would she become Penny Annie?

If Penelope Cruz married Tom Cruise she'd be Penelope Cruise.

If Jo Anne Worley married Admiral Byrd, she’d be Jo Anne Worley-Byrd.

If Karen Carpenter married Adam Ant she’d be Karen Carpenter-Ant.

If Charlize Theron married Chriss Angel she’d be Charlize Angel.

If Coco Chanel had married Orson Bean she’d be Coco Bean.

If Madonna married Liberace, they still wouldn’t have a last name.

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22 hours ago, SansFin said:


If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.


Sorry, but in that case Ms. Arthur would, for legal reasons, assume Sting's legal name, which is Gordon Sumner.  So She'd just become BEA SUMNER.    However,

If she married artist JOE GOODE, she'd become(*ahem*) BEA GOODE.  ;) 


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