yanceycravat Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 She'd be Swoosie Swayze! 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyDan Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 If Mac MacGyver had a brother named Goober who worked as a freelance chauffeur, he'd be ... Goober MacGyver, the Uber driver. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepiatone Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 If SARA MILES married director MARIO O'HARA, she'd be SARA O'HARA. Sepiatone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedya Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 If Ernest Borgnine married Ethel Merman... Oh wait, that really happened. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinemaInternational Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 If Julia Roberts had married Raul Julia, she would have been Julia Julia, a name worth repeating. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unwatchable Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Remember Bill Daly as Howard Borden on The Bob Newhart Show? The writers gave him a brother named Gordon, who was a game warden. Warden Gordon Borden 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Rat Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Don't forget the potential of hyphenated names. For instance, I saw the name Sadie Pye-Jumper in some court documents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Proulx Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 If Fay Wray married Danny Kaye, she's be Fay Wray-Kaye 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle charlie Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader… 2 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyDan Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 2 hours ago, unwatchable said: Remember Bill Daly as Howard Borden on The Bob Newhart Show? The writers gave him a brother named Gordon, who was a game warden. Warden Gordon Borden Emily told Bob in the last scene that Howard had another brother. Norman. From Utah. Worked as a doorman. He was Norman Borden the Mormon Doorman. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyDan Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Rip Taylor used to tell this one. If Tuesday Weld married Frederic March Jr, her name would be Tuesday March the 2nd. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unwatchable Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, LuckyDan said: Emily told Bob in the last scene that Howard had another brother. Norman. From Utah. Worked as a doorman. He was Norman Borden the Mormon Doorman. Oh, that's too much. 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dargo Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 And now for all you Beatles fans out there... If Lorraine Day had married the character that John Ritter played in that sitcom from the '70s, she'd be Loraine... (...sorry folks, but this was the best I could come up with here...but hey, at least we got to listen to this hit from those Liverpool lads here, right?!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scsu1975 Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 If Ida Lupino married Don Ho, she'd be Ida Ho. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepiatone Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 And if Yoko Ono got married again shortly after John's death and married James Coco, she'd have been Yoko Coco. And if Crystal Gayle married Billy Crystal she'd be....well..... Sepiatone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SansFin Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 If Gwen Verdon married Edmund Gwenn, She'd be Gwen Gwenn. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting. If Penny Marshall married Little Orphan Annie would she become Penny Annie? If Penelope Cruz married Tom Cruise she'd be Penelope Cruise. If Jo Anne Worley married Admiral Byrd, she’d be Jo Anne Worley-Byrd. If Karen Carpenter married Adam Ant she’d be Karen Carpenter-Ant. If Charlize Theron married Chriss Angel she’d be Charlize Angel. If Coco Chanel had married Orson Bean she’d be Coco Bean. If Madonna married Liberace, they still wouldn’t have a last name. 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gorman Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 If actress EVANS EVANS had married the British thespian from BEWITCHED "Maurice Evans" she'd have been EVANS EVANS-EVANS. (I think she was married to John Frankenheimer in real life). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yanceycravat Posted March 25, 2022 Author Share Posted March 25, 2022 If Glenn Close married Glenn Ford she'd be... Glenn Ford... I wonder who'd get top billing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Rat Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 This one is worthy of Dargo: Remembering that there are now same-sex marriages: If Doris Day married Sandra Oh, she'd be singing "Day-Oh, Day-Oh, Day delight and I wanna go home." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Rat Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 If Billy Ocean married Tom Cruise, he would be Billy Ocean-Cruise. Not to mention that if Olivia Wilde married Oscar Wilde and then divorced him to marry Adam West, she would be Olivia Wilde Wilde West. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepiatone Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 22 hours ago, SansFin said: If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting. Sorry, but in that case Ms. Arthur would, for legal reasons, assume Sting's legal name, which is Gordon Sumner. So She'd just become BEA SUMNER. However, If she married artist JOE GOODE, she'd become(*ahem*) BEA GOODE. Sepiatone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scsu1975 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 If Candy Clark married Michael Caine, she'd be Candy Caine. But if she married Roseanne Barr, she'd be Candy Clark-Barr. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scsu1975 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 If Alicia Malone married Raf Vallone and then Sylvester Stallone ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 On 3/22/2022 at 8:21 PM, uncle charlie said: If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader… That one really gave me a lift. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miltk Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 On 3/22/2022 at 2:04 AM, yanceycravat said: She'd be Swoosie Swayze! if she married fred mertz, would she change her name to kurtz-mertz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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