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From "Arsenic and Old Lace":


Raymond Massey: Teddy, it's getting late. Go to bed.

John Alexander: And WHO, sir, are you?

Raymond Massey: I'm Woodrow Wilson, go to bed.


From "The Thing (from Another World)":


1st Soldier: Hey, I just had a thought. What if he can read our minds?

2nd Soldier: Then he's gonna be real mad when he gets to me.


From "Three Smart Saps":


Lady: My, you're a wonderful dancer.

Curly: Thank you. I come from a family of dancers. My father died dancing.....on the end of a rope.


From "The Bank Dick":


Fields: Don't be a luddy-duddy. Don't be a moon-calf. Don't be a jabber-now. You're not those, are you?


Fields: "....or the dreaded mogo on the ga-go-go."

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My Man Godfrey:


(at the dump)


Lombard: Could you tell me why you live in a place like this when there's so many other nice places?

Powell: You really want to know?

L: Oh, I'm very curious.

P: It's because my real estate agent felt that the altitude would be very good for my asthma.


Alice Brady: You mustn't come between Irene and Godfrey. He's the first thing she's shown any affection for since her pomeranian died.


Powell: The only difference between a derelict and a man is a job.


Lombard: Godfrey loves me! He put me in the shower!


Selmer Jackson: Take a look at the dizzy old gal with the goat

Eugene Pallette: I've had to look at her for 20 years - that's MRS. Bullock!

SJ: I'm terribly sorry!

EP: How do you think I feel?


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The Sam Goldwyn quote is very funny and worth remembering. I will never have an opportunity to use it (nor would I want to) but, is a perfect example of how "Goldwynisms" came to occupy an entire section of Bartlett's Familiar Quotations. I may be exaggerating the Bartlett's thing a bit.

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Annie Hall ...


(Woody Allen approaches a couple on the street)


Woody: Here, you look like a very happy couple, um, are you?

Woman: Yeah.

Woody: Yeah? So, so, how do you account for it?

Woman: Uh, I'm very shallow and empty and I have no ideas and nothing interesting to say.

Man: And I'm exactly the same way.

Woody: I see. Wow. That's very interesting. So you've managed to work out something?

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