hershon2000 Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 If there are any sexy single women under 48 near the Chatsworth area in LA who are into TCM movies and 60/70's rock and blues, maybe we should meet. I'm 51 DWM no kids, good looking though my hair in front has thinned a little, just took an early retirement from my finance job with the federal government & used to produce part-time some 60's English rock groups, moved to LA a year ago to be near my sister, etc. Physically I'm atracted to nice looking to beautiul, naturally well built women without implants but with nice legs and waistline. My ideal woman would be the young Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, Lynda Carter, Ursula Address type in their prime. Email me at hershon2004@yahoo.com & I'll be happy to send a photo and/or give you a link to a photo & tell you more about myself. Oh, I'm not rich & I don't drive as I grew up in New York & can get around fine without one by taxi, public transportation, or my woman driving me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomagain77 Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Do you really think you have a shot?? Let' see, 48 years old, no car, thinning hair and writing personal ads on the TCM message boards. Yes, I'm sure there are a number of Raquels waiting in the wings for you sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomagain77 Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Oh wait!!!!!!! I just noticed you're 51 not 48......your chances just went way UP!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venerados Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 I had never thought to ask before, but if there's any young Ursula Andress types in my area looking for someone to chauffeur, drop me a note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicsfan1119 Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Sorry fella...TCM is not running a freaking dating service here, and you need to look elsewhere if you're soliciting for chicks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealfuster Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 this would really all depend on which British rock groups you produced...now wouldn't it? If it was Led Zeppelin, you may have a shot. If it was The Troggs, or Gary Glitter.....well, I just don't know. There are two women here who meet all of your criteria...but they live in Indiana and Ohio, and you don't have a car. Now do you wish you'd learned to drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 I think someone is probably pulling our legs, guys. But, hey, if there are any cute guys under 80 who are a cross between Charlie Ruggles, Tom Berenger and Ronald Colman out there, could you drive by the third house on the left on Elm Street in East Duluth and honk? Thanks. I wanna get a look at ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeanddaisy666 Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Excellent, moira! By the way, go to Yahoo, and put in this guy's email address and click on 'search the web'. This isn't the first place where he's looking for a dame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
normadesmond04 Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 DWF , former film actress, now a legend, currently residing near Sunset Boulevard, seeks youthful male resembling a cross between Erich Von Stroheim and William Holden for light typing, pleasant conversation about me, and tandem movie viewing, (all MY films, of course). Visible means of support not necessary, interest in silent film revival, biblical legend of Salome and some scriptwriting background helpful. Have car, a faithful driver, and, oh, yes, a pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealfuster Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Mr. Ruggles too! Other old men in movies I'd date, are Harry Davenport, C. Aubrey Smith, George MacReady [he'd scare me a bit!], H.B. Warner, Roland Young, Melville Cooper, Harry Carey, Ray Collins, Ernest Truex, Samuel S. Hines, Cecil Kellaway, Eric Blore, S.Z. Cuddles Sakall, Dick Elliott, Antonio Moreno and mostly....Nigel Bruce. They're a bit old for me, but all so cute! I wonder if they all had cars and knew how to drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealfuster Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 to make sure the guy knows how to tango, look good in Vicuna, and enjoys watching waxworks melt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonderbbt Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Let's see. Sophia's been married to Carlo for 40 some years.... Lynda's married to a D.C. attorney, I believe... Ursula is single? Raquel is single? Both of whom are far too sharp and classy for this guy. While you can't blame a guy for trying, his lack of common sense in demanding an unreal degree of perfection may be his problem here. But hey, I'm just a little Blonde Rabbit. BTW any young William Holdens out there, Norma, with whom you are familiar? Blonde Rabbit Older then Dirt but Still Feisty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
normadesmond04 Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 SM, interested in trains, finance, team leadership, Mom and strawberries, seeks adventurous Miss who doesn't mind sudden trips, migraines, extended family living arrangements, and can take the heat. Must know how to drive and chew gum. Bottle blondes okay. Long separations a must. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hershon2000 Posted December 7, 2004 Author Share Posted December 7, 2004 I said that was the look I was attracted too, when they were in their prime, not that I wanted those people, get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonderbbt Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 English is one of my many languages. Happy hunting. Blonde Rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayresorchids Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 SWF, dowdy, bespectacled, but a carver of ivory and secret smoker. Seeking suave man who can light two cigarettes at once and look at me with eyes that melt me to the floor. Willing to travel, lose weight, change appearance completely (except the new hairstyle), but will have to return to Boston soon because of MOTHER Respond to CV, Box 350, Boston, Mass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeanddaisy666 Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Ooooh, he's snippy too. He really is going to score here. realfuster, you're killing me! I got you beat, I liked Tully Marshall from Ball of Fire. Let's see, a cross between Warren William and C. Audbrey Smith would be nice, driving is not a requirement but walking would be a must. No need to have their own teeth, they're doing wonders with implants these days. Must like dogs, chocolate mousse, Krisy Kremes and Maker's Mark neat. Watching firework displays, cruising through the Panama Canal, and dining out on Mondays is good. If interested, call Lackawanna 2-2222. Now don't add them up, they're separate 2's, okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
normadesmond04 Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Youthful SWM, Anglo-Saxon background, looking for a similar young lady of refinement who shares my interests in archery, hunting, taxation reform, communal living in a rural setting and regime change. The ability to sleep on a bed of moss and wattles and swing from trees a plus. Must pass muster with my posse of friends. Friends claim that I'm a cross between Errol Flynn and Sean Connery in the looks department. If interested, please leave a reply in the hollow of the largest oak tree on the path to Nottingham through Sherwood Forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealfuster Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 betrothed have to yell out "Top of the world, Ma" at auspicious times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealfuster Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 but you slept with Vincent Sherman, just like Lucille LeSeuer did...right? I may have spelled Lucille's last name wrong...sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealfuster Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 is so snide and cold. How about a Bent Brent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealfuster Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Tasmanian, well....send the 8x10 glossy asap! I look a little bit like Lily Damita. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeanddaisy666 Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Ewww, no, realfuster, while Warren is a toe curler, I think George is a wet noodle. If Warren isn't available, I'll take Paul Muni or Fredric March. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomagain77 Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 SWM looking for sexy young female who doesn't mind an older very attractive man. Looking for a patient perfect looking gal who will: 1. Cook and serve me very soft foods 2. Distribute my numerous and various medications. 3. Listen to my stories about the "good ole days" producing the oldies but goodies! 4. Wax my car - oh wait - I had to get rid of the car...scratch that! 5. Drive me to the asylum on check-up days. 6. Escort me to the "weight watchers" meetings so I can finally lose these few extra 230 pounds. 7. Love me unconditionally until death do us part or you stop looking like the number 10 model that I deserve. Okay girls.......line forms at the right........single file please. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealfuster Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 since everyone is advertising, I'm looking for a lookalike for James Craig, who is a good cook, has his own real teeth, likes to watch foreign films like "Au Hazard, Balthazar" or "Viridiana" for fun and read me the subtitles, and has a car which works, with a sunroof and a cd player for my Bjork singing with Eddie Fisher recordings. Oh...and who is employed and likes to visit museums worldwide. Call me at Northside-777. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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