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IT'S A PHOTO JOKE, SON!


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Well, if there's anybody who thinks he can submit photos with funnier captions than mine, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. So whether your humour's like George Bernard Shaw's or Moe, Larry and Curly's, who not give it a try? What's the worst that can happen? You can't hear the groans.

 

 

 

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Come on, baby, don't be like that. You KNOW you want to dance with me!

 

 

 

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Look at this guy, look at him. Half a beer and he's blowing bubbles.

 

 

 

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Oh, oh. Now I think I know why all those guys were laughing so hard when I said, "Sure I can drink 20 beers in an hour just before I go on duty."

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I don't care if it is only 8 in morning, I am going to need a beer after this fitting!

 

 

 

 

(Right back at you Tom. Blowing bubbles, ha,ha,ha.)

 

You know I am just kidding with you Tom, right?

 

Lori

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Hello, everybody! Don't ya' just love them?

 

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Alright, I want to know just one thing. Who put the Crazy Glue on my eyelids?

 

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Oh, come on, baby, don't be like that. You know I said I hadda book you.

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Now, Julian, don't be like that. Sooner or later you'll have to come out of your shell!

 

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Alright, who starched my shorts?

 

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Quiet, quiet over there. I'm playing my big scene . . . "And the rights of man are a sacred trust that we" . . . WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY PUT CRAZY GLUE IN MY BEARD?

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Tag! You're it! No tagbacks!

 

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You can have it back after class.

 

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An F?! But, Mr Payne, I worked all night!

 

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Do you, Luke, take this Vader to be your lawfully wedded husband?

 

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"It's an Art Deco world in the winter

When the poppies are covered with snow!"

 

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Can I interest you in a time share in Aruba?

 

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Welcome to Denny's. I'll be your server this evening.

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What do you mean 'I'm not Bela Lugosi?' Of course I am. I'm creepy and I'm kooky and I'm altogether spooky!

 

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Nobody ever played with my ears like that before.

 

 

 

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You know, there's a lot of male togetherness going on here. Brother, you ever thought of having a shower?

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My, what a beautiful day. Say, do you smell fish?

 

 

 

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You'll have to call me back later. I'm kinda busy right now.

 

 

 

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Yeah, I was afraid of this. The rubber suit fumes have finally got to Harry.

 

 

 

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Alright, alright, I'll go to the dance with you!

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INSIDE HOLLYWOOD

 

On the set of Boom Town

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Sure I like you, Clark. But just how long do I have to keep smiling this way?

 

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Oh Hedda, you're so funny. If I keep smiling this way will you promise not to write about me?

 

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What do you mean I'd look awfully special in a tutu? Just what kind of men's club do you boys belong to?

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No, these boots pinch. Better let me try a size 19.

 

 

 

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I had a feeling this wasn't going to be a good day.

 

 

 

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What do you mean I can't play with him? If I want to play with him, I'm going to play with him!

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INSIDE HOLLYWOOD

 

 

 

On the set of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

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Is it really necessary for both you lovely ladies to be stepping on my toes?

 

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What do you mean, Hello Mr. Stanwyck?

 

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We're on the set of Gilda, Rita. And stop calling me Zorro!

 

 

 

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As a matter of fact, Miss, neither one of us has ever been with a woman.

 

 

 

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I've got twelve martinis inside me. I'm ready to laugh at just about anything you say.

 

 

 

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Did you hear the one about Olivia? Wait till I tell you . . .

 

 

 

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That's Bobby Darin over there. Isn't that Bobby Darin? I've always wanted to meet him.

 

 

 

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You want my autograph, honey? I'll give you my autograph. And then I'm going to show you where you can stuff it!

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*CITY BOYS*

*Bogart*

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If Curtiz makes me do one more take, I swear I am going plug him!

 

 

Cagney

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Damn, that is a big dirty rat over there!

 

 

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Sure, sure.. Jack Warner told me it is a great script, you get to play a boxer! Sure! And

what the hell is that giant can of "bug"spray for?

 

Lori

 

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I think she likes me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hey, buddy, you look a little down. Do you vant a fun chick like me to pick you up?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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So someone either cut the damn chain or close the door!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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So why does she keep looking at me that way? This woman really needs a boyfriend.

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*HOLLYWOOD WEDDING BELLS*

 

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*"Fleen, now that I got you, you better be a good husband."*

 

 

 

*"What have I got myself into?"*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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*"Well, Mr. Rhett Butler, so you finally got me!"*

 

 

 

*"This is it, kid. Forever."*

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*"Only for you, Baby. I'm eating out of your hand."*

 

 

 

*"Bogie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."*

 

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*INSIDE HOLLYWOOD*

 

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All this attention! I'm so happy! Have Miss Italy's eyes popped out of her head yet?

 

 

 

 

*Meanwhile, on the set of My Little Chickadee . . .*

 

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"What a man! Nobody light a match near this boy's breath."

 

"Ah, my little chickadee. I haven't smelled so much perfume since that time I somehow woke up in the middle of that Estee Lauder factory in Kookamunga."

 

 

 

 

*Meanwhile, somewhere in an airport lounge . . .*

 

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"Errol, may I have your autogr . . ." SMOOCH!

 

"Darling, you mustn't be so shy."

 

 

 

*Meanwhile, on the set of Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein . . .*

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And then, and then, and then the poor sucker actually dared me to put out my cigar in his face. Well, you know me. I can never resist a dare.

 

 

 

*Meanwhile, on the Sabrina set, how they really see each other . . .*

 

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"You're a skinny dame."

 

"I like you too, Bogie."

 

"I don't blame you for that, but you're still a skinny dame."

 

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Boy, this Billy Wilder really likes her a lot more than me.

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I am going to cry! I told him I wanted my hair blonde!

 

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Damn, Edward G has a face that could stop a clock! Ida, don't look directly at him.

Too late, I can't look away now.

 

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See! Don't you like me better as a blonde. Lana, I wouldn't care if you were bald right now!

 

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No, No John! You hold the bow like this. You talk to me like that one more time and I

am going to take this bow and shove it up your.........

 

 

 

 

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