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The problem with TCM


Sepiatone
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TCM plays too many old movies.

TCM plays too many NEW movies.

TCM doesn't show enough silent movies.

TCM shows TOO MANY silent movies.

TCM shows too many foreign movies.

TCM DOESN'T show ENOUGH foreign movies.

TCM doesn't repeat enough good movies.

TCM repeats TOO MANY good movies.

TCM shows too many "pre codes" and not enough "noir".

TCM shows too many "noir" movies, but not enough screwball comedies.

TCM doesn't show enough movies with MY favorite actor/actress.

TCM shows movies with my favorite actor/actress, but NOT the ones I like BEST.

TCM has Robert Osborne talk too much about crap I don't care about.

TCM has Robert Osborne not talk ENOUGH about that crap.

 

In short, TCM doesn't spend enough time catering to ME, and ME ALONE!

 

Did I miss anything?

 

Sepiatone

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TCM didn't honor my favorite stars birthdays

 

TCM did a birthday tribute for a star that didn't deserve it

 

TCM didn't show the original version of the movie

 

TCM showed a cut version of the movie

 

TCM always shows the movies I like too late

 

TCM always shows the movies I like too early

 

Oh, I could go on forever!

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>Alec Baldwin is a Commie rat!

 

LOL

 

Another good addition here.

 

(...however Andy, I'm pretty sure you want to place a couple of these " around that description of Alec you just typed, OR some folks might get the wrong idea of what YOU really think of Mr.Baldwin)

 

;)

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*Alec Baldwin is a Commie rat!*

 

LOL

 

Another good addition here.

 

(...however Andy, I'm pretty sure you want to place a couple of these " around that description of Alec you just typed, OR some folks might get the wrong idea of what YOU really think of Mr.Baldwin)

 

;)

 

Hey, what about the Commie peacenik who started TCM on its Primrose Path of Commie Rats and foreign movies? Wasn't he married to Hanoi Jane?

 

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(Oh, all right.....)

 

;)

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