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Things You Can Do In The Movies,But cant Do In Real Life.

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Being struck directly by lightning and suffer no injuries.

 

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Note: Winding up looking like this guy is not considered an (physical) injury . Mental on the other hand....

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You go through who knows what horror and always come out perfectly clean! (as mocked by the Great Leslie)

 

Girls and boys who fight bitterly always fall in love-- has that ever happened in real life?!?

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Well, sorta. My ex wife and I started out hating each other's guts. Then eventually we fell in love, married, had two beautiful daughters, and went back to hating each other's guts!

 

Sepiatone

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Sing to your girlfriend and she falls for you.(In real life shed think your nuts)

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Referring to "Super 8", deliberately drive a pickup truck *head on* with a high speed freight train and survive.

 

Second before impact

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In that spirit, in the movies, you can "backsass" your parents, and NOT get walloped upside the head.

 

Sepiatone

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Pretty gals in their 20s and 30s always fall for men in their 50s or 60s.(Sample John Wayne,Humphrey Bogart,Randolph Scott,etc)

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It is still possible, ERROL23.

You just need 3 things:

 

1. Seven figure income, and no heirs or exes in waiting.

 

2. Address in communities with average income above $500K

 

3. A car valued over $60,000 and you're ready to let her drive it.

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What I've noticed in many movies lately;

 

You can be built like an anorexic supermodel and STILL swing a broadsword with the same ease and skill of the most muscular Viking!

 

Sepiatone

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the one I always notice is no one ever takes their shoes off when they are indoors

and they sit on the furniture with their legs curled up beside them

you know how much crap your shoes have on the bottom???

 

I guess a person looks less attractive in sock feet lol

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If you want time to pass rapidly, especially at night, all you have to do is look at a clock and the hands start turning fast.

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I used to do that a LOT in the '70's.

 

Of course, I had a little "help". ;)

 

Sepia"stone"

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It's always interesting in Westerns how everyone is so clean. The women's hair is always perfectly coiffed and the men always seem to have the latest contemporary hair styles (contemporary to the time the film was made) all perfectly styled. Clothes are always clean, no holes or stains. Everyone has beautiful teeth, despite how much tobacco chewing and general lack of hygiene there probably was during the settlement of the West.

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>I used to do that a LOT in the '70's.

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>Of course, I had a little "help".

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>Sepia"stone"

 

Ha, a fellow '60s and '70s survivor. :P

 

It's a wonder I made it out of those decades alive. :)

 

For me, the clocks slowed down. It seemed like they stopped for hours at a time. It seemed like each Bob Dylan song went on and on for half an hour or more. It seemed like there were narks everywhere. :)

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>It's always interesting in Westerns how everyone is so clean.

 

Police detectives and robbers always wore nice suits and hats. When they fought, they would roll around on the dirty ground in their suits and hats, then get up, brush themselves off, and go back to work.

 

It was illegal to rob a bank in the 1930s and 40s without wearing a nice suit, tie, and hat.

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> It seemed like each Bob Dylan song went on and on for half an hour or more.

 

 

Know that, too. And it would be just about that time that some dork would put PINK FLOYD on the box! Don't get me wrong, I LIKE Floyd. But not exactly "party music", if you know what I mean.

 

Sepiatone

 

PS: That's "N-a-r-c-s".

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ERROL23 wrote:

<< Pretty gals in their 20s and 30s always fall for men in their 50s or 60s.(Sample John Wayne,Humphrey Bogart,Randolph Scott,etc) >>

 

Hugh Hefner, 86 with wife Crystal Harris, 26.

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