TomJH Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Whadda ya mean "there's ain't no Santy Claus?" Anyone got another movie pix and punchline by which to celebrate the season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted December 22, 2014 Author Share Posted December 22, 2014 What do you mean a slice of fruit cake is a cheap Christmas gift? You'll take the slice and like it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted December 22, 2014 Author Share Posted December 22, 2014 Moe, I take it back! That iceball you hit me in the face with WAS a kind and thoughtful Christmas gift! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopBilled Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Please, Jane, just one cup of egg nog. It will help make the rat go down easier. I won't even complain next time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted December 22, 2014 Author Share Posted December 22, 2014 Please, Jane, just one cup of egg nog. It will help make the rat go down easier. I won't even complain next time. Good one, TB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted December 22, 2014 Author Share Posted December 22, 2014 Boy, I hope Santa brings me a real horsey for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted December 22, 2014 Author Share Posted December 22, 2014 Come on, baby, loosen up. This is the only Christmas office party this year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dargo Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 It appears these two could use a little mistletoe, just about now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 No, little boy, you can't sit on Santa's lap. You don't look housebroken to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 Whatta mean It's a Wonderful Life is a bunch of Commie mush! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 Well, Ho Ho Ho, and Ring-A-Ding-Ding! So where are the broads who want to be Santa's helpers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dargo Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Whatta mean It's a Wonderful Life is a bunch of Commie mush! LOL (...and we HAVE a winner, folks!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dargo Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Well, ring-a-ding-ding! Where are the ladies who want to be Santa's helpers? Exchange the word "ladies" with "broads", and that one would have been funnier, Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 Exchange the word "ladies" with "broads", and that one would have been funnier, Tom. You're right, Dargo, so I changed it. Thanks for the suggestion, old Christmas boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 This is a great Christmas party, JL. But I'd feel a hell of a lot better if you took your hand off my lap! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NipkowDisc Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I should go to a christmas party with you? Get your hands off me!...you smell like fish you big brute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 WAH! Santa didn't bring me the hacksaw blade I asked him for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dargo Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 WAH! Santa didn't bring me the hacksaw blade I asked him for! ...OR... Despite being told many times that Santa lives at 90 degrees North Latitude, one the reasons little Cody never made it past the 5th Grade was his inability to grasp World Geography! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NipkowDisc Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Ma is with the elves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopBilled Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 These people haven't the slightest clue how much merry is in my Christmas. --So thinks a very drunk Monty Woolley in LIFE BEGINS AT EIGHT-THIRTY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notan Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 There is, there is, there IS such a thing as Santa Clause!! Ma wouldn’t lie to me about something like that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 Who spiked that eggnogg? Really? I wish someone would spike mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopBilled Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I believe Mae uttered this line after she had invited Santa to climb up on her roof and slide down her chimney: Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to celebrate the holidays with me, big boy...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dargo Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 "Actually, it's not so much these snakes in a pit, but more that whole 'Elf on a Shelf' thing that REALLY gives me a case of the heebie-jeebies!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJH Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 Somebody told me "Kong, just go to the top of the tallest building for the best chance to see Santa and his reindeer pass by." Man, what a mistake THAT was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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