laffite Posted August 1, 2016 Author Share Posted August 1, 2016 When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein Thanks Al, finally got it now Link to post Share on other sites
mr6666 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 "The scepticism which men affect towards their higher inspirations is often not an honest doubt, but a guilty negligence, and is a sign of narrow mind and defective wisdom.” ― James Martineau, Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted August 6, 2016 Author Share Posted August 6, 2016 -- “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.” -- Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) Link to post Share on other sites
Vautrin Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 The wisdom of a fool won't set you free. New Order Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 == "You can't teach a dogma new tricks." Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) == Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 == "Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." == P. J. O'Rourke IOW, ego reigns after death I'm reading Fanny Hill, is that good? == 1 Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted September 4, 2016 Author Share Posted September 4, 2016 *** "He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it." *** -James Boswell, biographer and lawyer (1740-1795) Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted October 1, 2016 Author Share Posted October 1, 2016 As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; They kill us for their sport. Shak. Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted October 3, 2016 Author Share Posted October 3, 2016 ** "Don't be sad because it's over ... Smile that it happened." ** Vince Scully, a 67 year veteran of announcing games for the Dodgers. He said this (in passing) during the ninth inning of his last game on October 2, 2016 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Arsan404 Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 "True memories seemed like phantoms, while false memories were so convincing that they replaced reality". Gabriel Garcia Márquez Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 *** "Can't we just drone this guy." *** Hillary Clinton ..who is prone to the drone Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 *** "...wrong...wrong...wrong...wrong ..." *** Donald J. Trump September 26, 2016 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Arsan404 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 "A Day Without Laughter Is A Day Wasted" Nicolas Chamfort 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Vautrin Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 "The writer is the engineer of the human soul." Joseph Stalin Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 "The writer is the engineer of the human soul." Joseph Stalin Well, it used to be. Now it's you tube. Link to post Share on other sites
Princess of Tap Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 "A Day Without Laughter Is A Day Wasted" Nicolas Chamfort " A day without wine is a day without sunshine." The People of France 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SansFin Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 “There is only one really serious philosophical question, and that is suicide” - The Myth of Sisyphus by Albert Camus. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SansFin Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 "A Day Without Laughter Is A Day Wasted" Nicolas Chamfort "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Vautrin Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Well, it used to be. Now it's you tube. "Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose." Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Dargo Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you." -Steven Wright 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Dargo Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "Yeah, I know there's not supposed to be any kind of 'religious test' to be President in this country, but how about there at least being a history or geography test for this? I mean, The Constitution doesn't say anything about THAT, now does it?!" -Me (...although I'm sure some other smart*** has had to have said this before I did here...I dunno...maybe Mark Twain or Will Rogers?) Link to post Share on other sites
laffite Posted October 6, 2016 Author Share Posted October 6, 2016 "Yeah, I know there's not supposed to be any kind of 'religious test' to be President in this country, but how about there at least being a history or geography test for this? I mean, The Constitution doesn't say anything about THAT, now does it?!" -Me (...although I'm sure some other smart*** has had to have said this before I did here...I dunno...maybe Mark Twain or Will Rogers?) I think Big Bird said it too. And he added that a mental evaluation might be a good idea as well. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Dargo Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I think Big Bird said it too. And he added that a mental evaluation might be a good idea as well. HEY! You callin' Big Bird a "smart***" here, dude?!!! (...now THAT just ain't right!) Link to post Share on other sites
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