MattHelm Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 From onion.com: Ghost Of Brando Urges Man To Finish Whole Cheesecake January 25, 2006 | Issue 42?04 MASON CITY, IA?The ghostly shade of Marlon Brando appeared before Carl Wilkins Sunday to urge the 36-year-old auto-body technician to devour an entire two-pound cheesecake. "He was really intense, rubbing his head and jutting out his jaw and saying, over and over, 'Finish it off,'" said a slightly shaken and dyspeptic Wilkins. "I'd forgotten how good Brando could be." After Wilkins swallowed his last bite, the apparition smiled with an orange slice in its mouth and disappeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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