Jump to content

 
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Bogie56

Vicious Rumours

Recommended Posts

Rumour has it that all the movies filmed in Canada have to have the extra 'u' that Dargo loves so much in all their signs eve when the movie is supposed to take place in United States.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

D.J. Trump's Combover Films has just announced plans to remake the Zsa Zsa Gabor classic Queen of Outer Space.  In a departure from the original, the Venutian Queen played by Melania Trump will land in Washington to warn Earthlings of the arrival of her King.  "You heet heem .. He heet you back ten times harder."

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

D.J. Trump's Combover Films has just announced plans to remake the Zsa Zsa Gabor classic Queen of Outer Space.  In a departure from the original, the Venutian Queen played by Melania Trump will land in Washington to warn Earthlings of the arrival of her King.  "You heet heem .. He heet you back ten times harder."

I wanna see that! :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

D.J. Trump's Combover Films has purchased the movie rights to Lawrence Feinstein's novella, The Slovenian Candidate which tells the tale of a Supermodel who has been brainwashed by Vladmir Putin and sent to the United States where she weds a Presidential candidate.  A spokesperson at Combover said they had no plans to go into production until they can figure out what the hell is going on.

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

D.J. Trump's Combover Films has purchased the movie rights to Lawrence Feinstein's novella, The Slovenian Candidate which tells the tale of a Supermodel who has been brainwashed by Vladmir Putin and sent to the United States where she weds a Presidential candidate.  A spokesperson at Combover said they had no plans to go into production until they can figure out what the hell is going on.

 

And I bet you thought I was joking!

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

D.J. Trump's Combover Films has purchased the movie rights to Lawrence Feinstein's novella, The Slovenian Candidate which tells the tale of a Supermodel who has been brainwashed by Vladmir Putin and sent to the United States where she weds a Presidential candidate.  A spokesperson at Combover said they had no plans to go into production until they can figure out what the hell is going on.

 

Poor Donny. I guess he'll never learn he should have never drawn the Queen of Diamonds.

 

'Cause of course, the Queen of Hearts is always your best bet.

 

(...well, according to Messrs Frey and Henley, anyway)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

D.J. Trump's Combover Films has purchased the movie rights to Lawrence Feinstein's novella, The Slovenian Candidate which tells the tale of a Supermodel who has been brainwashed by Vladmir Putin and sent to the United States where she weds a Presidential candidate.  A spokesperson at Combover said they had no plans to go into production until they can figure out what the hell is going on.

 

D.J. Trump's Combover Films has put aside The Slovenian Candidate for the time being to concentrate on a remake of The Stepford Wives.  "Ve still do not know if my karakter is to be in Vite House, or just big Tower" said Melania Trump who is set to make her theatrical debut. "It vill be tremendous big challenge.  I have many, many costume changes.  Sometimes three, four in von scene alone."

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"The Purple Avenger": an angry, donkey-braying dried-up prune attempts to avenge her husband.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

D.J. Trump's Combover Films is denying rumours that it has acquired the rights from the estates of Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger to do a timely remake of One of Our Aircraft Carriers Is Missing.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

© 2020 Turner Classic Movies Inc. A Time Warner Company. All Rights Reserved Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Cookie Settings
×
×
  • Create New...