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GarboManiac I really am sorry that I offended you and TOOMANYNOTES is right, our argument isn't the right thing for a pointless thread. So I am going to remove my quote and any other replies concerning this argument. I hope you do the same so we can get back to the pointlessness of this thread.

 

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Two legs sat upon three legs,

With one leg in his lap;

In comes four legs,

Runs away with one leg,

Up jumps two legs,

Catches up three legs,

Throws it after four legs,

And makes him bring back one leg.

 

 

(answers: one leg is a turkey leg, two legs is a man, three legs a stool, four legs a dog)

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"Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but what are you talking about?"

"The ending of 'Return of the Jedi'."

"My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels."

 

"Indy, why does the floor move?"

 

"I want to say one word to you. Just one word."

"Yes, sir."

"Are you listening?"

"Yes, I am."

"Plastics."

 

"I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee."

"A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?"

"Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules."

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SUPERCAR!!!!!!!!! ? ? ?

 

You ain't no American.

 

Fireball XL5

Stingray (Stand by for Action! What fabulous theme music)

Thunderbirds (5, 4, 3, 2, 1.)

Captain Scarlet ("This is the voice of the Mysterons")

Joe 90

 

Regards

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No, I am [a proud but modest] Canadian.

 

...and one of my guilty pleasures is watching all my friends from the SUPERMARIONATION era [at the moment, I am watching "Supercar" Vol. 4 on DVD], but have not yet seen any of "Joe 90", unfortunately.

 

The "Stingray" theme music still, as I head into my sixth decade of life, gets my heart racing.

 

Other fans should check out the SUPERMARIONATION website, and other links, for more treasures.

 

If I ever get a cellular phone, I want to get either "5...4...3...2...1!" or the "Stingray" theme music as a ringtone.

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Owed Two a Spelling Checker

 

I have a spelling checker, it came with my pee see

It plane lee marks four my revue miss steaks aye can knot sea

Eye ran this pome rite threw it, your sure reel glad two no

Its vary polished in it's weigh, my checker tolled me sew

A checker is a bless sing, it freeze yew lodes of thyme

It helps me right awl stiles two reed, and aides me when aye rime

Each frays come posed up on my screen, eye trussed too bee a joule

The checker pours ore every word, too checksum spelling rule

Be fore a veiling checkers, hour spelling mite decline

And if were lacks or have a laps, wee wood bee maid too wine

Butt now bee cause my spelling is checked with such grate flare

Their are know faults with in my cite, of nun eye am a wear

Too rite with care is quiet a feet of witch won should bee proud

And wee mussed dew the best wee can, sew flaws are knot aloud

Now spelling does knot phase me, it does knot bring a tier

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays this soft wear I have hear.

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