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There you go again, David! Telling everything ya know! We don't need to know everything. We like to think you are the end all, be all. Please! Don't disillusion us. None of us would even have access to info like that, so you are THE MAN. Next time just say, thank you, and let us admire your acumen! :D

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So there were these two ants who came upon an unopened package of mozzarella cheese sticks (this was, of course, in Brooklyn).


And one ant started to run at top ant speed to the end of the package, and then he stopped short, turned on three legs, and ran as fast as he could to the other end of the package.


He did this over and over, until the other ant stopped him in mid-run, and asked "What the heck are you doing?" The first ant said "Can't you see the writing on this thing? It says 'To open, tear long dotted line!'"

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An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."


The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."


Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.


Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"


The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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