TOOMANYNOTES Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 ' Message was edited by: TOOMANYNOTES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarhfive Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jump_Raven Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 Ugly bags of water. Is there gas in the car? Yes, there's gas in the car. No Roland I am not okay I just ran my car into Jesus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movieman1957 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Your Highness: We are not worthy. I thank you. Sincerely: A lowly admirer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarhfive Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 A best fit closed caption, "To Strengthen Our Wings" religious program: "cheeses will be cut..." It's true. I saw it. It was funny. Rusty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidEnglish Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Standard Disclaimer: I didn't write "Owed Two a Spelling Checker." It's one of those pass-it-along-to-your-buddies articles. [nobr][/nobr] [nobr][/nobr] Now back to our program, which is already in progress. [nobr][/nobr] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movieman1957 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarboManiac Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 There you go again, David! Telling everything ya know! We don't need to know everything. We like to think you are the end all, be all. Please! Don't disillusion us. None of us would even have access to info like that, so you are THE MAN. Next time just say, thank you, and let us admire your acumen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarboManiac Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 There are two kinds of men: the righteous who think themselves sinners, and the sinners who think themselves righteous. (you think I write this stuff?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarboManiac Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 The man who enters his wife's dressing room is either a philosopher, or a fool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidEnglish Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 If a computer cable has one end, then it has another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidEnglish Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidEnglish Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 It works better if you plug it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayresorchids Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 "To do is to be." --Voltaire "To be is to do." --Kant "Do be do be do..." --Sinatra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarhfive Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind... The ants are a-blowin' in the wind.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarboManiac Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Carpenter, Red Fire, or Pismire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUSAN Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Aunt Demetria is a pismire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidEnglish Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 I AM NOT AN ANIMAL CRACKER! I prefer to eat them whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarboManiac Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 GIT OFFEN MY PROPERTY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidEnglish Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 That's what makes it yourn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarboManiac Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Hillbilly Hoedown! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolrob1955 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 I wish somebody would tell me what Diddy Wah Diddy means. Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarboManiac Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Wah it's an ole hillbilly sayin' - Wah diddy come hern an wah diddy go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdb1 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 So there were these two ants who came upon an unopened package of mozzarella cheese sticks (this was, of course, in Brooklyn). And one ant started to run at top ant speed to the end of the package, and then he stopped short, turned on three legs, and ran as fast as he could to the other end of the package. He did this over and over, until the other ant stopped him in mid-run, and asked "What the heck are you doing?" The first ant said "Can't you see the writing on this thing? It says 'To open, tear long dotted line!'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidEnglish Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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