TOOMANYNOTES Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 . Message was edited by: TOOMANYNOTES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallofFire Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 You have died. Play again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallofFire Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Who rang that gong? I did. You mustn't. Message was edited by: BallofFire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jump_Raven Posted July 20, 2006 Author Share Posted July 20, 2006 Melies says: Guns? Swords? Knives? Give me a good umbrella any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdb1 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Light Bulb Variation Variation: Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They simply declare darkness the new standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayresorchids Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Why does it take only one woman with PMS to change a lightbulb? It just DOES, all right?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlofffan Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Eye dude eclair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallofFire Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 It's round on the ends and high in the middle Think Think Think Can you solve the riddle? It's O-HI-O. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jump_Raven Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 I love that joke about Microsoft. Melies says: You went to the moon? Ha! I have done that! Try the sun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jump_Raven Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Melies says: Always make sure playing cards are dead before you buy them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jump_Raven Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Nothing restores your faith in the military like the threat of invasion by life-sucking aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallofFire Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Has anyone seen my duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieT Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Postcard from Tampa, FL. "Weather is here. Wish you were beautiful." (Prairie Home Companion Radio Show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallofFire Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 There is a tavern in the town - In the town Meet me there after Lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidEnglish Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 [nobr][/nobr] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallofFire Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdb1 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 BUNNY LAKE IS MISSING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jdb1 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 SHANE! COME BACK, SHANE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayresorchids Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Why a duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movieman1957 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 "Why-a no chicken?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdb1 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Have you heard? Gable's back, and Garson's got him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jump_Raven Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Melies says: You can't beat a good glue stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlofffan Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Garbo talks! And Hepburn talks...and talks...and talks...and I really don't mind because she's usually intelligent and witty although I understand why some other people just want her to shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jump_Raven Posted July 25, 2006 Author Share Posted July 25, 2006 Melies says: Somewhere there is a cook in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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