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What did the grape do when the large man stepped upon it?

 

IT GAVE OUT A LITTLE WINE

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Two little old ladies living in the Bronx. One turns to the other and says, "Have you seen what's been going on in Iraq? The other snaps, "Naw, I live in the back. I don't seen anything!!!" Pa Bom Bom!

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I'm working on that grand 1-0-0-0 myself!

 

 

Y'know,maybe that's why cows are so contented-they have the right mantra-maybe it always should've been "mooooo" instead of "ommmmm",hehe.

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#200

 

...then the kangaroo said, "At these prices, you won't see many more."

 

(Somehow I thought it would be, I dunno, more meaningful).

 

EDIT - And I screwed up teh punch line. DAMN! I put on my powder blue tux for this?

And then mispelled theh

 

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LuckyDan

 

Message was edited by:

LuckyDan

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"I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin? Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues"

 

"How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life?"

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