DavidEnglish Posted June 27, 2006 Does Maria Ouspenskaya? Hmmm... must have lost something in the translation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidEnglish Posted June 27, 2006 Could Buddy Hackett? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GarboManiac Posted June 27, 2006 Ha! I say nuke 'em, gwtwbooklover! Well, that kept 5 of us busy for a while! (Is Billy Wilder?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyDan Posted June 28, 2006 C. Thomas Howell. Howell, Thomas, Howell! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GarboManiac Posted June 28, 2006 OTFLMAO!!!! Now, that's CLEVER! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gwtwbooklover Posted June 28, 2006 A lady died after a long illness when she got to heaven St. Peter was there and she said Wow I'm in heaven! what do have to do to get in. He says spell love and she says that's easy and she does so and she's in Heaven. A few months go by and Peter comes looking for her and says I need to be away from the gate for awhile will you watch it for me. Sure she says and she thinks boy what a privelage. Her husband comes to the gate and she says well I didn't expect to see you so soon-tell me what have you been doing? Well, he says that big ol house of ours I sold it and bought a new home in Hawaii and you remember that little nurse that took care of you? well I married her and I took up new hobbies like water skiing which I was doing when I had my heart attack which brought me here. He says what do you have to do to get in here. She says spell a word. So he says what's the word and the wife says Czlesvokia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gwtwbooklover Posted June 28, 2006 Lordy it's Czeslovakia-the correst spelling...sorry about that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GarboManiac Posted June 28, 2006 Now, THAT'S FUNNY!!! Guess you're not getting in! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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DavidEnglish Posted June 30, 2006 > Is Irene Dunne? Did Diane Baker? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vecchiolarry Posted July 1, 2006 Hi, Our Alberta Premier, Ralph Klein, a real buffoon, is visiting Washington this week. He met with Vice President Dick Chaney and after the handshake, Chaney asked Klein, "Do you hunt?!!"... Larry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gwtwbooklover Posted July 2, 2006 I was watching about the Presidents on the History channel and with the first Mr. Bush and when they of course got to present president Bush and there was Cheney with the both of them. Now I expected it with 2nd Bush since he is the VP but he was everywhere with the first Mr. Bush just a younger version..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CharlieT Posted July 3, 2006 OK! Pull over! What's the big idea of trying to make a point. Didn't you see the "Pointless Thread" sign back there? I'll let you off with just a warning this time, but remember to keep it below the logic limit, buddy. Move along, now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wordmaster Posted July 3, 2006 So, this guy walks into this surrealist bar and disgraceful lovely sandpiper illustrious philosophical castaway take no playsuit do my convulsion for start or rubbish vinegar leave my indenture lodging to fall no knife pointsman ceremonious sustain associative timekeeper change the turgid prostitute brain chianti top hat mortifying veneer ellipsis insanity black hole embowel detonator... [an excerpt from my actual collection of junk e-mail subject lines...] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GarboManiac Posted July 3, 2006 Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry: When the girls begin to play, Georgie Porgie runs away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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