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Still trying to counter the story that he was cowering in the WH bunker Trump went on Fox News this morning and said that it was fake news and that in fact he went down there for a tinsy winsy bit of time for an inspection.  He did not explain why he took the wife and kid with him.

Nothing that this **** says can be believed.

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I don't know if mentioned elsewhere here, but I loved Biden's response to the shot of Trump standing in front of a church holding up a bible-----

"He should try OPENING that book!"   :D

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2 minutes ago, Sepiatone said:

I don't know if mentioned elsewhere here, but I loved Biden's response to the shot of Trump standing in front of a church holding up a bible-----

"He should try OPENING that book!"   :D

Sepiatone 

Well who's to know that the book wasn't hollowed out and actually contained his favourite Stormy Daniels photographs.

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Trump plans to ban Chinese passenger carriers from flying to the United States starting in mid-June. The move, set to be announced on Wednesday, penalizes China after Beijing failed to comply with an existing agreement on flights between the countries https://reut.rs/36VkHVU
 
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10:55 AM · Jun 3, 2020·SocialFlow

I'm sure the Chinees will be happy with that ....

China’s Wuhan tests nearly 10 million people for Covid-19, finds only 300 infections

China tested almost 10 million people for coronavirus in just over two weeks in Wuhan, the city where the pandemic began, officials said Tuesday, reporting only a few hundred positive cases.

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Study: Many of Nation’s Problems Could Be Solved by Having a President

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June 1, 2020
 

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A controversial new study suggests that the United States of America could benefit from having a President.

The study has raised eyebrows by claiming that a President could be helpful in unifying a country and, in a best-case scenario, providing moral leadership.

“At a time of crisis, a President could be a galvanizing figure who leads a country to a better future,” the study theorizes. “He or she could bring a nation together rather than tear it apart.”

In one of the study’s most radical proposals, it argues that a so-called Justice Department could include an Attorney General appointed by the President to uphold the rule of law.

“Additionally, a President, by scrupulously obeying the law himself, could set an example for the rest of the country,” the study claims. “As improbable as it might seem, citizens would look to the President as someone to admire and emulate in their daily lives.”

While many in the United States remain resistant to the concept of having a President, the study says that desperate times may lead them to consider such an unorthodox measure.

“We have ample evidence of what happens when a country does not have a President,” the study concludes. “It’s a **** show.”

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One not so minor detail that has largely gone overlooked—since when does the Attorney General have the authority to order the National Guard, Park Police or Secret Service to do anything, let alone fire tear gas, pepper spray & rubber bullets?!?!?
 
SPOILER ALERT: He doesn’t.
 
11:38 AM · Jun 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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I know this seems like a super obvious point, but when assessing how voters evaluate Trump and where his approval ratings might go, it's perhaps important to note that both COVID and the protests involve profound disruptions to everyday life in a way that say impeachment didn't.
 
10:26 AM · Jun 3, 2020·Twitter Web App
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